Awwww shieeet

[expressions-of-nature]

Castle in Bobolic, Poland  by Marcin Rydzewski

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

Conrad Jon Godly

[jellieblood]

Sacks: hacked

[twinkfl0yd]

i’m in

[weirdnessisgood]

[joshpeck]

yet another unrealistic standard for men

[pure-days]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[wookiee-monster2]

Artoo-Deco

art by Kurt Zimmerman

[abandonedbarn-deactivated202005]

[stimman4000]

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[megustamemes]

[turtleduckdate]

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

[tinderventure]

Is this how it works?

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

(Looking at Pokémon cards)

8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”

6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”

Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”

8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

[rosy-lenses]

whats new pussyduck

[cryoverkiltmilk]

after about six or seven whats new pussyduck drop in one it’s natu unusual

[its-all-down-hill]

[ayellowbirds]

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

[monicalknighton-deactivated2018]

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

[bbybnnydddyrbbt]

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

[samwiselastname]

berries.

berries.

berries.

[moonlightandmarble]

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

[zorkat]

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent.  Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*   

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items? Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

[iiii-222-deactivated20221111]

crazy how you have the option to portray yourself however you wish to online but I still choose to depict myself as boring as I am in person

[aww-so-pretty]

cozy cats

[pomeranian2]

[martheh]

you’ve heard of Dance Dance Revolution, now get ready for

Sit Sit Stability