I Am The Night

Hi, I'm Michael! You can call me Michael, Crow, Loki, whatever, really. I'm friendly and I love it when people talk to me. Send me an ask about anything! Age: 25/ Gender: Male/ Sexual Orientation: You/ Status: In a Relationship

[butt-berry]

Travelling with Venusaur

[bbycas-deactivated20190121]

pls tell me im not the only one

[politicalprof]

Always –

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[theholleywoodsigns]

Explains why I’m so fucking stupid

[wolfwars]

no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

That Explains Why I’m So Fucking Stupid

[thoseblackwings]

Oh

[sayitasyoucan]

My Valentine Cards

[buzzfeeduk]

[yermemeblog]

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

[fromrushhourwithlove]

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

[honeynutfemios-deactivated20181]

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

[thoseblackwings]

@yesthisissprout

[longlivethebat-universe]

Batman Mask of the Phantasm by Phantom City Creative

[fabulouscrabulous-deactivated20]

Just flip ‘em!

[gwydtheunusual]

Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor.  I love them so much :)

[misandristabbacchio-remade-deac]

they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them

[screwyouandrew]

Help the crabs people

[babyanimalgifs]

Aw, this is cute.

[ask-ickle-mod]

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

[thegoodvybe]

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

[elenaprsk]

omfg

[thoseblackwings]

@yesthisissprout

[jinlian]

it’s okay to have clumsy and awkward sex and it’s actually really common

the ability to laugh while you’re lying tangled and naked together bc you realize just how silly something is is really really intimate and trusting, and it’s the best feeling to be like that with someone and to be relaxed

it happens with long-term partners, it happens on hookups, and it’s rarely as bad as it’s always made out to be, except we usually think it’s bad we're told that’s not how sex is supposed to go. but that’s not true. 

it can still be passionate and intimate while being messy and clumsy, absolutely. you don’t need to “perform well.” sex isn’t a show: it’s about feeling good. sometimes it takes experimenting to figure out what feels good, and fumbles and awkward moments and laughter is all just part of it. sometimes that’s a huge part of the fun.

[did-you-know]

[did-you-know]

did-you-kno:

Ravens imitate a number of sounds, and they can be extremely accurate. Their voices are able to mimic the deep, resonant tone of a man, or the higher-pitched tone of a woman. They often sound so insanely human that it’s hard to believe what you’re hearing.

See for yourself:

Mischief the raven would like to tell you hello.

And Julian wants to know what’s up.

Julian also wants to know who’s a good bird, but nobody will answer him!

Ravens also have regional accents, like the famous Terry.

Raymond is a wild bird that comes to visit his friend Merlyn and likes to make weird noises, but … wait. Was that..? At the 3min mark, was he imitating Merlyn’s laugh?

Generally this type of speech only happens with ravens that are trained and raised and captivity. But there are other wild ravens like Raymond who are freaking people out on a daily basis.

[creatureprofessor]

@sigurdjarlson

[sigurdjarlson]

THESE VIDEOS ARE SO C U T E. Raymond was imitating his laugh omg.

[palaeoplushies]

I’ve had the joy of being told to “Fuck off” by this majestic rescued raven Reaper:

[sihdiel-deactivated20220805]

@corvus-claw

[daintydear]

so yeah what are you supposed to do when you’re at the age where everything you do actually counts for your future but you have 0% of your shit together and are 150% depressed

[iguanamouth]

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

[daybreakboys-deactivated2024031]

If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead

[phdintvwatching]

This literally can’t get any cuter. 

[transfemininomenon]

phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that…… he did that for all of us

[theceaselesshunger]

Magicwatch Anniversary!

I thought it’d be fun to celebrate the game’s birthday by making promos of my Magicwatch cards. Look at that pretty art.

Honestly this game has meant a lot to me and has been a great comfort in an otherwise rough year. Honestly it’s so nice for there to finally be a Blizz game I can bond with other’s over, and I feel like it’s made me closer to my friends in general. The characters are wonderful and it’s the first ever game to really bring out the competitive streak in me. Thanks Blizz, you really hit it out of the park with this one. So then, here’s to another year!