Magical Me!

i am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me

[kyloren]

❄️ Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban. The few owls that managed to battle their way through the stormy sky to deliver mail had to be nursed back to health by Hagrid before they could fly off again. 🎄

[bob-belcher]

[stream]

“I went to college, I was 18 years old, I looked like I was 11. I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle. I didn’t drink water the entire time. I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall.” 

John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)

[loseyoutoloveme]

Ariana Grande as Regina George, Torrance Shipman, Jenna Rink, and Elle Woods.

[sakura-haruka]

#cutest family ever

[giffingcartoons]

[fuckingsushi]

[hallucinabi]

Let it sink in.

[lilyjamessource]

They had never seen the teacher blush, she looked like a fool. Nearly petrified ‘cause she was taken by surprise. When I kissed the teacher. Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker

[fredgideon]

HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY; RAVENCLAW

[keri-russell]

#constant mood

[rileyblu]

Stranger Things Episodes • Chapter One (s2): MADMAX  

[hahrry-deactivated20180201]

Freaks and Geeks (1999-2000) | Stranger Things 2 (2017)

[thefuuuucomics]

FAAAV

[johnnydora]

peraltiago + (sickeningly cute) text posts [½]

[maggierogers]

They said the age of heroes would never come again.

[thosefuckingmuggles]

Harry Potter things we all agree on

• Ginny and Harry's kids were terribly named

• "Dumbledore said calmly"

• WAS FRED'S DEATH NEEDED

• Harry is a bloody idiot

• Ron was an ass in the movies and deserved better.

• Dudley's kid is magical

• Dean and Sheamus were definitely a thing

• The Marauders got into some shit

• Ginny is badass and should've had better lines and a better character in the movies

• fUCK SNAPE

• Cho Chang graduated

• Neville is so misunderstood and important

• Luna is too pure and beautiful

• All the headcanons prove that George's life went into chaos after Fred's Death

• Slytherins aren't THAT bad

• Draco should've been more than "that asshole"

• Scorpius and Rose is a thing

• Not all Gryffindors are flawless prodigies

• Hermione was a literal goddess and Harry and Ron would have died in the first year without her

[bob-belcher]