good morning kings let's get this lembas

bad sideblog

[seanastinhopeunquenchable]

Sean Astin thinks Sam and Frodo might have kissed!

[son-of-drogo]

Well Merry Christmas to me

[sanjidysphoria]

not even a hot take

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Gandalf lmao that bitch loved an entrance

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Gandalf: is out of frame for 10 minutes

Gandalf:

[valtsv]

i know this is about the game but i like how the way it's worded makes it sound like gollum, the character, is personally facing financial problems

[straightpeoplereceipts]

many of you disagree with me and i need you to understand that my post is not an opinion, this is fact. its fact. the entirety of lord of the rings and the conclusion of its plot (the saving of the world!) relies on sams love for frodo. is legolas going to fucking carry me up mount doom? is legolas going to hold my psyche together as the ring ravages my sanity? is legolas going to save me from orcs? is legolas going to go to great lengths to see me not just safe, but happy? i dont know! we dont have that evidence! legolas is a good guy, sure, but sam did that. and also getting married then having a nice quiet life in the shire is fucking sexy. get over yourselves

[straightpeoplereceipts]

and secondable

merry is sexier than legolas because legolas cant buy you weed. no one would sell weed to legolas because he has no people skills and would sound like a cop

[3798tadpole]

this is where tolkien sets his stories

[gaybaggins]

sam's love language is cooking for someone and frodo's is giving compliments/words of affection which means on their trip to mordor sam would try to cook something nice for them and as time goes on, the food becomes less special and sometimes it's really just lembas bread that sam breaks apart to share with him but frodo still says it's the best food he's ever had :(

[gaybaggins]

you can't just say something like that and then make me deal with in

[hobbit-hole]

YOU KNOW THOSE SITES THAT MAKE MAKE CUSTOMIZED SHIRTS WITH WHATEVER IMAGE YOU UPLOAD

[hobbit-hole]

i have a vision

[hobbit-hole]

[otherwindow]

Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only group like “Blue Rose Brotherhood” or “Manwhores Of The Realm” or “Bastard Sword Bastards”

[wedding-shemp]

Their NAME is the Fellowship of the Ring

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[maturiin]

smh you two letting aragorn do all the work

[momopuff]

“…able swiftly to draw a great war-bow and shoot down a Nazgûl, endowed with the tremendous vitality of Elvish bodies, so hard and resistant to hurt that he went only in light shoes over rock or through snow…”

for pelennors

[lotstradamus]

do you ship frodo/sam

do I have eyes and a brain and a heart

[ellrond]

Richard Armitage comes out as gay and confirms he’s in a “good” relationship, 6 January 2020

[pippinstook]

Frodo, listening to Bilbo talk about adventure:

[dunderklumpen]

[maturiin]

lothlórien