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NSFW alt account for @gaygatsbyy

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[eroticate-deactivated20250514]

[thotslightsaber]

Pose inspiration from @bantlers who got pose inspiration from someone else.

Also I'm turning this into a Tumblr game and tagging @honeywhorish and @psydick to do a rendition of approximately this pose. Or not. I'm not your boss.

[thotslightsaber]

Also here's my new tattoos!

[jake-raw2]

[phantomsuperman]

Officially down 10 lbs from the peak of my bulk. Still cutting for the summer, so we'll see how lean I can get for a couple more months

[tylerjuno]

don’t mind the messy room

[leviathand]

My favorite mirror

[boysattheirfinest-deactivated20]

[liam-boldd]

[lechugo]

just learned how to trick tumblr. now the sky is the limit.

[alphasubmission]

what strange tears 😂😂

[kiki9876sblog]

[soulakuarian]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[stonerrdadcock]

Anyone down for some 1 on 1?

[asunnysatyr]

Finally a couple weeks off from work 🥲

[crayrayy]

Apparently it’s National Nude Day so y’all get bare ass (as a treat) 😌🍑💦