stay thotty, friends

sylvain ♡ I have rights

[creepish]

sorry for not responding i dont know enough words

[rosecrystal]

should i get my life together or should i just keep being sexy and chaotic

[leninthesixth]

casual sex is fine having multiple partners is fine hookups are fine being friends w benefits with someone is fine. stop talking like televangelists.

[lamachetera]

They really aren’t at all and we need to stop normalizing this.

[leninthesixth]

this is the funniest comment i got on this post. im normalizing sex what are you gonna do about it

[lamachetera]

We can normalize sex in loving and reciprocal relationships rather than normalizing the fear of deep emotional intimacy and settling for shallow interactions.

[blueberrygoth-deactivated202410]

we can normalize getting hole and not acting like a puritan. i have normalized taking your mom to pound town

[busiest]

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

[plum-soup]

No

[staggot]

they unfollowed me for saying my pussy tastes like lean cuisine teriyaki

[sunshineangelashe]

My Christmas lights are trying to eat me.. if someone can help me get out, that'd be great.

[thotsylvain]

you should get that looked at. i dont think christmas lights are supposed to. like. be alive???

[bagofbonesmp3]

hey, is everything okay? you haven't commented barking sounds under a picture of your favorite male character, I'm starting to get worried

[thotsylvain]

I aim to please the people.

And Ashe. Ashe more than anyone.

[sunshineashe]

ily booooo ♡♡♡♡

[yeehawingrid]

Now kiss

[hohohilda]

Oh hey Ingrid seems interested in knowing how good Sylvain is in bed Ashe you can tell her instead of me.

[yeehawingrid]

I never asked that??? No??? Please don’t tell me that????

[thotsylvain]

Oh hell no Ingrid doesn't get to know this shes a childhood friend, Hilda, you however. :)

[thotsylvain]

I aim to please the people.

And Ashe. Ashe more than anyone.

[sunshineashe]

ily booooo ♡♡♡♡

[thotsylvain]

😘

[thotsylvain]

*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the thot and which is the femboy

[sunshineashe]

Oh my goddess Sylvain you cant just go around asking couples who's the femboy

[thotsylvain]

Wait, I can't?

[sunshineashe]

It's the modern ages, relationships are much more nuanced than people of the past believed. As simple as it is to say one is the thot and the other the femboy, reality is often much more profound. While some couples prefer set roles, many couples have the two roles interchangeable, just like us.

[thotsylvain]

Huh, I never thought of it that way. I guess that's why you're the smart one here, babe.

[thotsylvain]

I aim to please the people.

And Ashe. Ashe more than anyone.

[thotsylvain]

*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the thot and which is the femboy

[sunshineashe]

Oh my goddess Sylvain you cant just go around asking couples who's the femboy

[thotsylvain]

Wait, I can't?

[thotsylvain]

*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the thot and which is the femboy

[hohohilda]

@thotsylvain @sunshineashe

do you?

do you?

power vested in me! man and wi-............................................................................

thot and femboy.

you man now kiss the husband

[thotsylvain]

Thanks hilda

[thotsylvain]

hey ashe wanna get married

[sunshineashe]

Let me think..

I thought about it. YES PLEASE.

[thotsylvain]

Awesome, we're married now. I'll get a ring by tomorrow

[sunshineashe]

I'll call Hilda she can probably fix us something since she's now president or something.

Also @linharzzzzz you can keep ur husband I have my own now. Unless you wanna share both that's cool too.

[thotsylvain]

Why don't we all hold hands i wanna take a nap with linhardt.

[sunshineashe]

Sounds good to me, we can sleep and later *sleep* if you know what I mean ;)

[thotsylvain]

We ARE married now.

[thotsylvain]

Don't get me wrong just because im a taken man now doesn't mean ill stop thirsting for seteth. I might have scored once but now im insatiable.

[hohohilda]

Seteth has two titties

share him

[thotsylvain]

FUCK no.

... well. Okay MAYBE for you. I like you

[thotsylvain]

hey ashe wanna get married

[sunshineashe]

Let me think..

I thought about it. YES PLEASE.

[thotsylvain]

Awesome, we're married now. I'll get a ring by tomorrow

[sunshineashe]

I'll call Hilda she can probably fix us something since she's now president or something.

Also @linharzzzzz you can keep ur husband I have my own now. Unless you wanna share both that's cool too.

[thotsylvain]

Why don't we all hold hands i wanna take a nap with linhardt.

[thotsylvain]

Don't get me wrong just because im a taken man now doesn't mean ill stop thirsting for seteth. I might have scored once but now im insatiable.