Thought River

Ricky. 23. I have multiple personalities.

[quepajaeltambler]

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[horrorgay]

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

[currentvibes]

[chainsawpunk]

[meanplastic]

SHE DID #THAT ! ! !

[penis-hilton]

WOW OK ENJOY BEING BALD AT 15 RYAN

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

[everydaylouie]

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

(soundcloud)

[justalexthings07]

Bitch, the VIBRATO! Go off sis

[somethingaboutblacktop-blog]

Visit Original Link

[the-ick-vault]

wow

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Jolene (33 R.P.M) - click for .mp3

Unsure where this came from, if not the palsied hands of the good Lord himself.

Simple premise: Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” slipped from 45 to 33 rpm. Nothing more; no studio trickery, no trip hop drum breaks. The guitar lopes back in and around itself. The bass becomes elastic, hot rubber. The violin stabs become sustained cello lines. The backing choir’s split harmony rattles around, slinking ghostly into the corner.  And most importantly, Parton’s once-frantic vocal is transformed from bubblegum country scrawl into something approximating field holler reverence. 

An already perfect song made transcendental..

[clairesclitpiercing]

Who would win in a battle for my immortal soul: the devil on his fiddle or “Jolene” at 33 RPM

[ektheta-deactivated20251212]

@electricbagels

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

[blackamydunne1-deactivated20170]

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

[thought-river]

[williams-blood]

[prostatertot]

This is still honestly one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my 22 years of homosexuality

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

Just wanna suck a dick. That’s all

[topmemesdeluxe]

When my boyfriend says “wig” in front of the cashier at Michaels while we’re buying Christmas ornaments and I know our cover is blown as a gay couple and he just outed himself as a bottom

[fiti-vation]

[tlffanypollard]

this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

[tlffanypollard]

AHS: 1984 is based on this video

[thought-river]

[secondclassvines]

[official-josh]

[vandervonodds]

[go-big-or-go-homo]

My grindr profile is just a link to this video

[ja7she-remade-deactivated201905]