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Pls someone can unplug me I can't take this simulation anymore
I hope power blackout happens
more low effort doodles. i swear im working on actual stuff
Im having so much fun recently with RE i feel unstoppable. Have this duo
they look pretty neat oh how i love them sm
Hey look at that, it's the whole fucking gang I think.
Like daughter, like father or something like that
Hello! Would you like the "Where's my wife?", or, "Where's everyone going, bingo?"
Saw this mod and had to draw it
My reflection’s someone else and I don’t know their name
let's have terrible posture like mama (it turns out there's no tactical benefit)
quick sketch
𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔
☆ SUMMARY: In which you decide to prank them by flinching each time they attempt to touch you.
⚠️ WARNINGS: fluff, slight angst, pettiness, paranoia, kisses, cuddles, implied nsfw, obsessive and possessive behaviour
☆ CHARACTERS: albert wesker, leon s. kennedy, chris redfield, jack krauser, carlos oliveira, luis navarro, hunk, karl heisenberg, zeno, ada wong, jill valentine, claire redfield
𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐑
You have balls of iron to prank him like this
Wesker was not one for jokes so you were basically signing your death sentence
Out of everyone, he chose to be with you and it would definitely bother him but you just wanted to tease him to see his reaction
It didn’t help that you decided to prank him on one of his most stressful days 😱
The moment he reached out to you, your shoulders tense and you flinched away
His hand stopped midair immediately
His eyes behind his shades sharpened and he sneered
“Explain.”
Suddenly it felt as if you were strapped in a chair within an interrogation room and Wesker held the whip
You simply stated your skin was itchy and you pretended to scratch your back
He eyed your skin longingly and hungrily
Wesker wasn’t a fool
He continued to approach you, his hands just inches away from your skin when you would move away from him
Your body tensed and you flinched, inclining your entire existence away from him as if he was the biggest disease in the room 💀
Wesker assumed you were fooling around but it irked him deeply
He was prepared to discipline you when work called him in
You flinched for real when he left the room as you heard him slam his fist on the other side 💔
Now you felt bad
Wesker never showed emotions but this was something new
You hurt his feelings 🥺
Dinner came and you were having trouble reaching for the top shelf when his hand came into view and got it
Instead, he placed it even higher and he pinned you to the counter with hands on both of your sides
“Start talking.” He demanded
“It was a prank.” You admitted, “I just thought it’d be fun to tease you.”
A long silence came between you two
“So you find psychological warfare amusing?” Wesker mocked
You laughed out nervously until you gulped when he cornered you with his frame and snatched your face
He placed a gentle kiss on your lips
“Do that again…” He whispered against your mouth dangerously, “I’ll make you regret it.”
Too bad for you, his mind was already made up
That night as you were getting ready for bed, he threw you on top of the sheets and pinned you there as he kissed you roughly while taking off your pajamas
He punished you the entire night 🫣
𝐋𝐄𝐎𝐍 𝐒. 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃𝐘
Leon always thought this world was rainbows and sunshines when he joined RPD, only to be hit with reality that evil does exist
He wouldn’t allow himself to be used and manipulated again as he viewed the world in a different way
He had lost faith and hope but the moment he met you, his life suddenly became better and he could see colour once more 💘
He swears he’ll do anything to protect you
You brought out the innocent and selfless side of him because of your sweetness and he wanted to keep it
He was busy and you wanted to throw a little prank on him to destress him
Except it did the complete opposite
Leon was devastated 😭
He didn’t know what he did wrong
It happened when he reached for your shoulder and you recoiled like an animal, your hands moving in front like a shield
He froze right away and his face was stunned
“Oh shit. I’m sorry.” He apologized
He backs away
He starts overthinking everything and his mind began to spiral
This poor man was trying to find out what he did wrong so the best he could do was to keep his distance, though he kept looking at you from the couch
You didn’t look at him the whole time!
“We’re good… right?” He asked slowly after 5 hours
You didn’t answer
Leon starts getting gentle…
And desperate
He started asking permission for everything
“Can I hold your hand?”
“Can I sit closer?”
“Is this okay?”
You didn’t reply to any of it 💀
But you were slowly dying on the inside - your heart couldn’t take it anymore! 🥺
“Leon, I’m so sorry.” You turned around, “I was playing a prank on you.”
You hugged him right away and Leon’s jaw dropped with disbelief
But he hugged you back right away, placing kisses on your head and your jawline
“Don’t do that again.” He pleaded
You nodded and you placed a kiss upon his lips
His arms tightened as for your revenge, you’re tackled with endless cuddles
Clothes start to slowly disappear from both your bodies 😚
You’re not escaping him for the rest of the night
𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃
Chris Redfield always took his missions seriously
He lost so many friends and comrades along the way to the point where he didn’t really care about his happiness anymore
He had been through so much that his soul was hardened and unbreakable, until you crossed paths with him
With you, he felt happier and safer as well 🥰
He was very busy these days and you were trying to get his attention until Claire suggested you to do something
It sounded mean but very tempting at the same time
“Hey…” Chris greeted you, his hand reaching out to stroke your hair
You flinched and your face shifted to a look of discomfort
You backed away
Chris noticed right away but he was more concerned than hurt
Who on earth hurt you?
He’ll make them pay 😤
“Woah there.” He tried to comfort you but you avoided his hand once more
He felt awful
“Did I scare you?” He asked softly
Now you felt awful
Chris became very patient despite being a physically affectionate person towards you
He was very touched starved as he yearned to feel your warmth and hold you in his arms but he held himself back
You needed space
He focused on showing his love in other ways
He’d bring you your favourite drink and snacks
He wiped your lips with a napkin
He stayed out of range but also not too far in case you hurt yourself
He places a blanket on you when you took a nap on the couch
Protective husband mode was on at maximum level and he’d do it as many times until you felt safe with him again 🥺
You were crumbling because Chris was so sweet
You were going to get Claire back
“It was a joke.” You finally broke and he gave you a death stare, “But in my defense, Claire was the one who told me to do it.”
He was silent and you got scared for real
“...You little shits.”
He started laughing, a loud and happy laugh, as he didn’t feel amused in a long time
You squeak when he grabs you and lifts you up effortlessly before he caught you in his warm bear hug
“Can you handle this?” He squeezed you tighter
You nodded as you snuggled into it and he gave a nice slap to your ass 😋
After sexy time, he held you tightly and never let you go for the rest of the night
𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐊𝐑𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑
He was probably the most terrifying one out of all of them
You might as well say bye-bye to this world 🤪
He was rough, ruthless, and he always marked you as his but at the same time, it was clear he was entirely devoted and in love with you
You made a small prayer in your head before you decided to continue with your prank
Jack was stressed and he reached out towards you, hoping for some quality time together
However, you flinched from him and jumped a few feet back away from him
He took it personally 💀
His expression hardens
“...What the fuck was that?” He asked you with venom
He chased after you but you rushed off, making sure there was a good distance between you two
He catches up easily and he reached out towards you but you slapped his hand away 🫢
Your behaviour was rubbing him the wrong way and he’s not going to be soft about it
He started thinking someone had threatened you or planted fear in your head and his protective instincts spiked up hard
The more you avoided his touch, the more visibly irritated he got - not at you, but at the situation
He didn’t like to show weakness but he had no choice
“You’re scared of me now?”
You expected him to yell at you but his voice came out quieter than expected
And that finally broke you
Because behind his strong facade and all that arrogance and intimidation, he’s genuinely hurt 😩
“Oh baby, it was just a prank.” You confessed
He blinks
He continues to blink
Then he scoffed at you
“Jackass.” He muttered underneath his breath
In a single second, he grabbed your arm and yanked you into his chest, his arms holding you so tightly
He was secretly relieved but he wanted more
“You better start apologizing.” He demanded
You giggled and peppered his cheeks with kisses, before moving to his lips
He kissed you back but he was still not satisfied
“Cheap tactic.” He mumbled against your lips
His teeth traveled down your jawline and found your neck, biting into it, causing you to yelp
His hands found your shirt and he yanked it off harshly as he shot you a hungry look
“Get down on your knees.” 😜
𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐒 𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐑𝐀
Carlos was usually the one making you laugh and you always crumbled with his jokes
He lit up your entire world until a lightbulb lit up in your head and you wanted to tease him back
You also have game as well and you were excited to see his reaction
Carlos was SO offended
Not angry offended
Puppy offended 🐶
It happened when he made you laugh and he reached out to hold your hand, but you pulled it away before he could take it
He was confused and he tried to touch you once more but you flinched harshly, your eyes going wide to add more to the effect
He froze and made the most saddest expression you’ve ever seen 😔
Ouch
He was naturally touchy, flirty, and affectionate and being forced to hold himself back, it was painful
He was being dramatic but it still shot a dagger into your heart
“So you’re okay with a Carlos-less world?” He asked you
He started to be very awkward on keeping hands to himself
No arm around your shoulders, no playful nudges, no kisses
He even thought his hands were dirty!
This poor bloke washed his hands at least 50 times that day within two hours 💀
You were trying to keep up the act until you accidentally made eye-contact with him
He was looking at you and fidgeting around, almost as if he wants to lunge at you but is forcing himself not to
You were a terrible person 😡
“Carlos, honey…” You turned to him, “It’s just a prank. I’m only messing with you.”
The moment you said that, he gasped dramatically
He launched himself off the couch and immediately held you
“BABY.” He called you with adoration
You laughed out loud as he kissed your entire face, before moving down to worship your body as his hair tickled your skin
“I was suffering!” He cried out, “I thought you stopped liking me!”
He kissed you deeply
“I thought you were going to dump me!”
“I wanted to cry!” 🥺
He really did
You apologized and he wrapped around your body completely and somehow became even more clingier than before
Nonstop cuddles, cheek kisses, and of course… his most favourite-
Making you his the entire night
𝐋𝐔𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐀 𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐎
This flirty boy was going to be the death of you the moment you decided to play this cruel prank on him
Luis’ face lit up when he saw you jump down from above and he immediately opened his arms to hold you
Except you gave him a flinch
You turned your head and backed away from him, as if he was the bane of your existence 💀
He noticed right away but didn’t think too much of it
He thought it was cute that you’re teasing him
“Ay, cariño, am I really that scary?” He wiggled his eyebrows before he tried to touch you again
You do it again
And again
The humour fades each time as the air around you two slowly turned cold
Luis was naturally affectionate - always touching your waist when he passes by, brushing your hair out when it gets messing, and kissing your knuckles since you’re always working so hard
Having you avoid him like the plague hit him like a truck 🫠
The final time he reached for you, you flinched and he stops midair
“Oh.”
He choked out that word and you felt your heart hurt right away
How could you do this to him?
Luis tries to smile - he really does
Except his smile doesn’t reach his eyes and it lost his usual flare
His smile disappears all at once 😞
He starts to keep his distance in subtle ways - leaning against the opposite counter beside you, offering you things without touching you, and forcing his hands into his pocket so he won't accidentally reach for you
His flirtiness was finally gone
“Did I do something wrong?” He whined, “I would never hurt you, yes? Talk to me, princess.”
“I miss you.”
He sounded so sincere and you broke character
“Luis, it was simply a prank.” You told him, “I miss you too. That was too cruel.”
Luis blinks as he stared at you as he couldn’t believe it
He sighs dramatically and pulls you against him, hard
“You nearly killed me, love.” He sighed, “You are cruel, beautiful, yes… but very cruel. You’ll break a thousand men’s hearts.”
You laugh before you reach up to him and kissed him passionately
He held you tightly against him as he won’t let you escape anytime soon
Now every time you touch him, he’ll fake-gasp dramatically 🙄
𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐊
This man is defined by his cold, detached, and utterly professional personality but it all came crashing down when he met you
He usually has no regard for anyone, not even his own teammates but if someone were to look at you the wrong way, he’d eliminate them
Everytime he’s around you, he lets his walls down
So it’s like a betrayal to him once you decided to prank him
His gloved hand reached for your head and instead of you leaning towards him, you backed away
A teensy bit because a part of you felt bad 😭
But he still noticed
Years of surviving impossible situations made him an excellent observer to one’s reaction, including years
The room goes silent
“Did you think I was going to hurt you?”
His voice was low behind his mask but there was a roughness to it 🫣
You started to panic
“It’s just a joke.” You rambled quickly, “I didn’t mean it.”
Still, Hunk was staring at you with such intensity that it made you feel pinned down in place without him even touching you
He reached up once more - this time much slower in case you’re scared 🥺
His fingers brush your cheek with care, as if you’re a fragile being despite the fact he knows you’re not
You shivered when his thumb drags lightly along your skin
“You don’t flinch around anyone else.” He notes
He wasn’t accusing you and that somehow sounds worse
“I really am just teasing you.” You told him once more, “I shouldn’t have done it. It was stupid and ridiculous.”
He gave out a humourless chuckle 💀
“...You’re SO lucky I like you.”
Yeah, you really were or else you’d be laying in a puddle of your own blood now 🥴
Hunk somehow becomes more clingier, even if he denies it
Everytime you walk passed him, you’d feel his hand upon the curve of your back
He’d pull you close to his chest while sitting
He’d even tilt your chin up so you’re looking directly at him
One night, he removes his glove and his hand dived underneath your shirt, stroking your skin
You jolted at that sensation but he quickly brushed his knuckles over your cheek
“No more flinching.” He says quietly
You shivered and nodded
It was both an order and confession
𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐋 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐆
This brilliant, charismatic, and sadistic engineer fell for your charm completely
You were the one person he wanted to be with forever and you were the light in his life, keeping him sane despite his deep disdain for Miranda
He was a very good lover and you were starting to regret everything
Heisenberg reached over to grab your waist and you jerked back as if you’re startled
You even stumbled and fell to the ground, your hip hitting the side of the table and you knew a new bruise was forming on your skin
Heisenberg freezes right away and he quickly went over to help you
You denied his help 💀
You still needed to be in character!
“Woah, sweetheart, you alright? What the hell was that?” He asked you worriedly
Did he upset you?
He made sure to remember all the important dates
He also made sure to not eat the last piece of cake 👏🏻
The way you’re looking and acting towards him bothered him genuinely and his expression shifts to something serious
You could feel your act faltering
“Hey,” He says softly, “I’d never put my hands on you like that.”
Now you felt like the biggest scumbag on earth
“Oh honey, I was just pranking you.” You slowly got up, wincing.
You regretted it immensely as not only did you hurt him, you’re also going to have to deal with a bruise for a week
Serves you right 😗
Heisenberg grabs you right away and he pulled you into his chest
His hand reached to slowly massage your forming bruise, in which you let out a sweet sound
His beard brushes your forehead and you felt safe the moment his scruffy chin landed on your head
“Got me over here having a heart attack.” He muttered, “I thought I was going to have to kill someone for you, sweetheart.”
You held him tighter
His hand was rubbing circles around your skin when he suddenly pinched it, causing you to yelp
“Don’t do that again.” He whispered into your ear, his voice changing, “Or else your whole body will be covered in bruises.”
You nodded
But now he just had a new idea with what to do with you next as he threw you onto the couch and went on top of you
His hand landed on your thigh and he squeezed it, making you blush
“Now sweetheart, that’s a good look on your face.” He leaned in closer
“We’re going to have a great time together.” ♥️
𝐙𝐄𝐍𝐎
Out of everyone, he reacted the quietest and it somehow makes it hit harder
Mystery was the best way to describe him and despite being in a relationship with him, there were still many things you didn’t know about him
But a part of you was curious so you thought it’d be fun to prank him since he’s always so serious
You thought wrong 💀
Zeno reached out to take your hand but you flinched away from his touch
His expression barely changes but his hand retracts immediately
He looks at you up and down, before he circled around you, trying to assess if there was anything wrong with you
He also admired your ass too- 😉
“You dislike my touch?” He asked out slowly
His voice was calm which made you felt awful right away
Zeno doesn’t take things lightly as every action calls for his utmost attention, especially when it comes from you
He knew everything about you, memorized your habits, your moods, the way your breathing changes, and how your body melts against his
So this reaction of yours unsettles him deeply
“It’s nothing.” You waved it off, but he keeps analyzing you
“You recoiled before thinking.” He blew out a smoke, “That reaction is instinctive.”
Oh no
He’s losing his mind internally
He’s losing his composure now
“It’s just a prank.” You finally confessed, feeling terrible, “It’s supposed to be funny but I guess I went too far. Forgive me.”
He goes completely still before he steps closer
One hand gently cups the side of your neck
“You enjoy provoking me.”
His thumb strokes beneath your jaw while he held your gaze, as you felt your stomach flip many times
“I do not appreciate jokes like that.” He spat
Despite his harsh voice, there’s hurt beneath it
You felt terrible as you quickly brought your arms around him
Zeno somehow becomes even more possessive after that
Every single time he’s with you, he has to make sure his hand is touching a part of your body
Fingers holding yours, hands on your thigh, arm around your waist, you leaning against his shoulder… everything 🤭
When it comes to sexy time, this man goes all out, making you know who you belong to and to put you in place
When you curled up against him in bed, he pressed a kiss on your forehead
“Next time you want my attention, ask for it directly.”
𝐀𝐃𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐆
Ada was an expert at playing with one’s emotions as one second, she was head heels over for you, and the next, you were some random pet she decided to toy with
You didn’t know what her true intentions were and honestly, you were getting kind of sick of it
It was payback time 😏
She was supposed to meet you tonight and of course, she’s late as always
Too bad for her you weren’t going to be too nice tonight
“I’m sorry I’m late. Work caught me.” Ada stated as she walked into the room
She sat down next to you but you made no response to answer her
“Let me make it up to you.” She whispered huskily
She reached up to hold you but you backed away
She noticed but she pretended she didn’t as she tried once more but you reacted more violently this time, flinching before standing up to walk away
She didn’t show it but her heart dropped
She’s spiraling in endless circles 😶🌫️
Ada thought she wouldn’t be too emotionally invested in you but the way you recoiled from her touch hits deeper than she’d like to admit
But she didn’t break
“Silence treatment, huh?” She crossed her arms, “Fine by me.”
Though she’s watching you like a hawk
You felt terrible but Ada felt as if her entire world was breaking down
She sighed and for once, she decided to confront you about her true feelings towards you and that you were someone important to her
“Look…” She knelt down beside you, “If this is about our thing, I do take it seriously, (Name). I think of you a lot even though it doesn’t seem this way.”
“I care about you.” 🥺
She wanted to hold your hand but she knew you were processing her words
You felt more terrible
You gave in
“It’s a prank.” You told her finally, “I’m just teasing you, Ada.”
She blinked and raised one eyebrow
“You care about me?” You added another question
If this was your prank, it was a genius prank 😈
“You are so insufferable." She gave a frustrated grunt but for the first time, you saw her cheeks turning red
“I knew it was a prank.” Ada then added
She did not
But she liked the feeling of always being ten steps ahead of you
She took a finger under your chin and lifted your head
“Careful now, don’t think you’re off the hook.” She muttered softly 🤭
With that, she kissed you deeply
𝐉𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄
Jill was basically your partner in crime and you two were inseparable
When S.T.A.R.S. fell and Chris going to Europe and Barry moving to Canada, Jill and you somehow became even closer if that was possible
She loved teasing you and you wanted to do it back to her and you finally thought of something
Jill reached out to touch your shoulder but you flinched 🫢
She stopped for a second and she thought she miss-saw things
She tried again and you flinched once more, moving away from her
Jill reacted with immediate concern and her face softens
“Oh… hey, hey.” She tried to comfort you, “It’s okay.”
Jill gave you space instantly but she made it known she was still emotionally close to you, as she watched you carefully from behind
Your reactions stunned her and she couldn’t help but blame herself, as the only reason why you were acting like this was because she did something wrong
Though she didn’t openly show it
“Did something happen?” She asked softly.
You shook her head
“Do you want to talk about it?”
No response
Jill took a deep breath before she asked the question she was dreading
“Do you want me to stop touching you?”
“You want to get away from me?” 😭
Now the guilt was eating you up because Jill was so understanding and kind
Despite your silence, she'd still take care of you
Blankets, tea, snacks, and she even went out to purchase your favourite book that you were hoping to buy
You couldn’t take it anymore
“Jill, I’m so sorry. It’s only a prank.” You broke your facade and stared at her
Jill’s face goes from worried to offended in less than a second
Her jaw dropped
“You were messing with me?”
You nodded with shame
She burst out laughing as the moment she did, her annoyance disappeared
“Thank goodness. I thought my face scared you off or something.”
She pulls you into a hug and you gladly returned it, apologizing to her over and over again
She gave you a squeeze
“You’re lucky I love you.” 🥰
Just to reassure herself, she placed a bunch of kisses on your forehead, fearing that she’d lose you for good
Don’t do that to her again 😡
𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃
Claire and yourself were forming a close bond faster than ever and it was only about time when one of you confessed your feeling to each other
It was a new relationship and there was so many excitement and possibilities of you two together for the future
Until you decided to play dirty 😏
Claire really wanted to kiss you since you guys have been together for some time now but the reaction she got was not the one she wanted
You flinched and gasped, making Claire stopped
She panicked right away, thinking she broke your trust and boundaries 🥺
She should’ve asked first!
“I’m so sorry - was that too sudden?” She asked you
She became very cautious afterwards, trying to not drive you away and it was killing her on the inside
You felt awful because you also wanted to kiss her but at the same time, you didn’t want this prank to stop
Claire was a very warm person and now seeing her sad face genuinely upset you
You started to reach out for her on instinct but you pulled back
She noticed
“Now you’re okay?” She asked suspiciously
You felt awful 😰
“It’s just a prank, Claire.” You assured her right away, “I didn’t mean it before. I just wanted to mess with you and I took it too far”
Claire stared at you with a betrayed expression
“You are SO mean.” She sighed
But she tackles you into a hug
“I was literally going to piss my pants.” Claire breathed into your neck
You both end up laughing and you two finally share a deep kiss
The moment she pulled away, she smirked
“You’re buying my food as emotional compensation.” She cackled
She began to list other things
“And cuddles.”
“And extra kisses.”
You couldn’t help but give in and agree as you guys went to the nearest grocery store to stack on Claire’s favourite snacks
She suffered for your amusement 💃
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☆ Hey everyone! I wanted to post something sooner but I didn't have the chance because of my schedule. I just want to say thank you so much for over 1,000 followers! I really wanted to try this trope and I haven't made hcs for RE characters yet so here it is. Forgive me if some characters are OFC, I haven't played most of the games. The only character I know with my eyes closed is Wesker-
absolutely it's them
Leon makes you squirt (for the first time)
Content: smut, p in v, fingering, squirting, alcohol consumption, hookup culture lol
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There is nothing better than being fucked completely senseless.
Arguably the best remedy for a chronically overactive mind.
After five straight days of managing passive-aggressive emails and smiling through situations that tested the absolute limits of human sanity, you decided the only cure for this impending mental breakdown was a stiff drink and zero inhibitions on this lovely weekend.
Two shots of whatever was closest, and the company of a man who looked just as desperately in need of a distraction as you, if not more so.
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