[charlesoberonn]

I would like to stop living in interesting times, please.

[charlesoberonn]

The virus, intentionally misinterpreting my words:

[odinsblog]

[adhighdefinition]

holy trinity

[22degreehalo]

legit read this as ‘assassinated’ first

[adhighdefinition]

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[netherstray]

ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

[geekandmisandry]

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

[whats-gender]

DM: okay you’re face to face with Goliath and he’s like twice your size

David:... I throw a rock at him with my slingshot

DM: are you sure? This is a fig-

David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.

David: *rolls a 20*

DM:...

DM: okay so you kill Goliath

[eclecticpjf]

@apocrypals

[valtsv]

i’m done with texting and calling from now on i’m only communicating through shared lucid dreams

[catasters]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]

[demilypyro]

[wherehavalltheflowersgone]

When someone is a Christian they are not constantly asked their position on the holocaust, the transatlantic slave trade, the extermination of Native Americans or any of the thousands of atrocities committed by Christians. So why do Muslims get asked about terrorism and Jews about Israel and are grouped in with specific bad people while Christians are not required to explain themselves.

[digby2006-deactivated20181220]

Now, there’s a thought.

[the-memedaddy]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Don’t even play yourself, sis.

[eclecticnemesis]

🎯

[dvinelovealwyz-deactivated20220]

No fr.

[veryfunnymemes]

[ill-matic]

[ace-tee]

[ff-za-deactivated20210713]

A person in 2 months can make you feel what a person in 2 years couldn’t. Time means nothing, character does.