You're Cold & I Burn

I like to pretend that my life is an array of song lyrics put together to make a strange story.

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

[labgnome]

Are there people in Australia?

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

no

[phdbff]

High School me in 2008: oooOo Shawn is hot

Adult Me in 2020: *looks around* umm ... Excuse me ... *Shifty eyes* is Lassiter ... Is Lassiter hot??

[feferipeixes]

it really sucks that pride month means that all the aphobes come out of the woodwork, but at least it means I know who to block

gotta be really clear on this: aces are valid, aros are valid, aroaces are valid, aspec people are valid, asexuality is NOT heterosexuality, aromanticism is NOT heteroromanticism, and anyone on the ace/aro spectrum is welcome in the LGBT community

[dostoyevsky-official]

cops boast about how indispensable they are to keeping order, but when the NYPD went on a two week strike in 2015 to protest the dismissal of the cop who killed eric garner, crime rates went down because no one was ticketing poor people and minorities, and violent crime rates (homicide, rape, assault, robbery) decreased as well. 

[lontra-ohiensis]

can’t forget the time when the mayor threatened to investigate corruption within the NYPD and thousands of off duty cops swarmed city hall and blocked the Brooklyn bridge and destroyed plenty of property with the full support of the officers on duty. being held accountable is apparently an okay reason to riot, but the murder of Black people is not. abolish the fucking cops.

[fiona-widdershins]

SCHITT’S CREEK CELEBRATION MEME: [1/5] non-romantic relationships → stevie budd and david rose

“I think you’re my best friend.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kpfun]

TANGLED (2010) dir. Nathan Greno, Byron Howard

[anxietyproblem]

[ohdoyouthinksodoctor-deactivate]

Removing the carpet on the stairs in my flat reveals arcane secrets

[cabeswater-and-camaros]

Crescent City description: Hunt is a big-dicked, broody man. He is not here to play. He doesn’t want your shit.

Hunt in the book: *sits around Bryce’s apartment in sweatpants, cooks her food, plays with her pet, watches trashy reality TV with her all night, mistakes Bryce’s childhood toys for vibrators, video chats her mom, cleans*

[marlborodean]

PSYCH 1.04 ↳ Shawn Spencer

[75orchids]

Yo what if Tumblr was a Hotel!

[coughloop]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[itsdansotherblog]

Average trip to the grocery in 2020.

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[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

focualt was probably three years old looking out the bars in his crib like 🤔🤔🤔🤨

[chongoblog]