Things I Like

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A haiku about effective medication

Is this how it is For people who aren't in pain Silence, trust and joy

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How it should be vs The System

You're perfect just how you are. You don't need anyone else's validation!*

*Except from the adult world, at every turn, if you want to get anywhere

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Job description struggles

"The ideal candidate will have; experience of working in a communications or media environment; with a good knowledge of the UK media and an interest in public affairs and public policy."

This person has maybe 0% of an idea how semi-colons work.

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Cherri Bomb - Better This Way

Better This Way by Cherri Bomb

Current soundtrack.

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Just transcribed a 1,733-word interview, and the worst part was still hearing my voice.

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Naming badassery

It comes to mind that painkillers got the most badass name possible.

Like, they could’ve easily been called “soothers.”

Or “discomfort-relievers.”

Well done, word-inventing committee. Good job.

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In other news, bad things found to be bad, and a study has that discovered air = good.

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Writing about a shadow secretary of state - can't stop thinking of Jefferson saying “Hamilton is here and he would rather not have this debate / I’ll remind you that he is NOT Secretary of State”.

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Paul Charney on Twitter

“Dear Brussels #Israel stands with you, won't ask u to give up your Capital City, nor label your products. Just support you! #brusselsattack”

No no no no. Too soon. Always too soon. This isn’t about Israel or making pointed remarks about anti-Israel supporters, for frak’s sake. It’s about a tragedy. Ugh.

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I am not throwing away my...

I write my own deliverance.

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That moment when you realise your typed notes make sense - in a Geordie accent.

[poppunkblogger]

I hate to make a new blue/black white/gold dress meme but my friend has this jacket and she says it’s white and blue but i see black and brown pls tell me what you see

[dammitmichael]

NINA WHAT DID YOU DO

[poppunkblogger]

IDK IM SORRY IM SCARED IM SO SCARED IM CRYING

[thoughtsandsports]

I really hope it's happening again.

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Can't even go into the office toilet without getting murder tips.

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Best PR offer of the week

“You can always give us a shout if you need any comments on infertility."

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The true context of tweets

“I wonder if the people who just read and retweeted my insightful status about US politics/feminism/English football know that I did it while listening to Demi Lovato’s La La Land/equivalent song?” - Me, more often than not

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So this definitely reads like a rise-and-fall progression from life to death. Ultra light beams as birth, followed by childhood, getting famous, and declining from grace until a retirement with loved ones, until finally: he’s thrown to the wolves. Nice symbolism. Now if he could just stop talking about Bill Cosby...

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homework help

http://billwurtz.com spotify: https://play.spotify.com/artist/78cT0dM5Ivm722EP2sgfDh itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/bill-wurtz/id1019208137 twitte...

Bill Wurtz is hilarious.