From A Messy Mind

[bob-belcher]

[trashboat]

customer: can you check in the back?

me: madam there are HORSES in there

[thoughtsfromamessymind]

Confidence comes and goes like the tide

Me

[thoughtsfromamessymind]

One day we'll all understand

[mercuriotruta]

[unmuffet-deactivated20190627]

start a mosh pit at my funeral or we aren’t real friends

[thoughtsfromamessymind]

Oath

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nettlewildfairy]

Not to get political but my philosophy is fundamentally that all people should suffer less. That it’s everyone’s responsibility to try to make the world a little better for everyone else. And anyone trying to do the opposite is an asshole who needs to stop.

[logarto]

this tweet is making my brain haemorrhage i physically cannot stop thinking about it

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

shaving your ass but not your pussy = undercut

[memewhore]

[throwbackblr]

[humorduke]

[thoughtsfromamessymind]

Cute

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[thoughtsfromamessymind]

Who would you be if you could be anyone?

I hope the answer is yourself.

[thoughtsfromamessymind]

I AM LOST

but that is okay

[thoughtsfromamessymind]

You ever feeling horney and want a man, but then you remember you have your vibrator?