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madeline-kahn

Dunkirk (2017) dir. Christopher Nolan || Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker

owlmylove

#this is. HANDS DOWN. the funniest post i’ve ever seen

girlbookwrm

Maybe you think a ship is problematic, but ask yourself this: is it wedged sideways in the suez canal disrupting 12% of global maritime trade?

maxofs2d

me when i go to the bakery but i didn’t speak clearly enough for the staff to understand what i was trying to order

#StOr TrK DeRp SpEce NOine

notoriousmasc

so apparently my city has a superhero. and a supervillain. who like, do activism. and. my mom. is dating the supervillain.

notoriousmasc

i live in norfolk virginia, and there’s this guy called the black widow who lives here

he does operate kind of like a real superhero, and he stops car break-ins and stuff like that! apparently he even stopped a case of domestic violence once. i don’t know if a lot of people know he exists, but he definitely seems like a nice dude, and he has a lot of articles centered around him

but. there’s also a supervillain?

this is Man Man, founder of “AdaManMantium inc.” He is both legally and occupationally a supervillain. that’s not even a joke he has actual paperwork designating himself as a supervillain. he even has a business card

Man Man is pretty obsessed with “testing” the black widow in a lot of different ways. like. man man threatened to give his (man man’s) cat to a kill shelter if the black widow didn’t solve a riddle he gave him (whether he actually did it or not i have no idea)

and he also got 35 people to donate blood once the black widow solved ANOTHER riddle which was cool, and there was also this time where he went to a gay bar and told people that if they bought drinks he’d send the equivalent of the money they spent to the westboro baptist church (but since they refused he sent them to a charity)

one of his more recent schemes included… going to the mayor of the city and trying to get him to outlaw masks.

the reason im telling this to you. is because

my mom is dating man man?

blocked out the private stuff but you can definitely see that its the same guy (and also him cosplaying as. Him.)

my mom has always had questionable taste in men (she had a crush on onision a while ago) but like. she’s dating an actual supervillain now which i think is fucking hysterical

so basically. tl;dr. my town has superheroes and supervillains in it and my mom has decided to date a supervillain

notoriousmasc

update: theyre engaged

theawkwardvirgin

Black Widow has a billboard and runs around with batons.

captainlordauditor

davidmann95

People shit on Tumblr - and I know I’m biased because it’s my blogging platform of choice - but where else on god’s earth do you get shit like this

thoughtsofamoderndaygentleman

Sometimes I forget how crack-vibe Norfolk is

yautja-addict

69islandfreak69

pumpkinmcqueen

Gosh yes

spector

ok u know how ghibli movies make eggs look SO fucking delicious… meet the opposite end of the egg spectrum… and yes this is from a british movie

zvaigzdelasas

thoughtsofamoderndaygentleman

It’s because one is a cartoon and one is real eggs

one-time-i-dreamt

On this past Tuesday morning I received a very alarming text message from a friend. Inside of a private Facebook group for California Law…

This gang of scary thugs is threatening the life of a law abiding citizen!

This is truly terrifying. I have no words.

one-time-i-dreamt

thoughtsofamoderndaygentleman

I almost feel like this is karma, as his actions led directly to the doxxing of two state troopers and their families and death threats that followed. He literally just stirs the tension between cops and claims innocence of criminals even in clear cut justified shootings.