My Thoughts On Things

can men please be quiet

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fan-troll]

this pepper is way too small

[direhuman]

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

[direhuman]

because he’s a little chili

[penisennui]

[livinmokotory]

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

[skylorde]

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

[coelasquid]

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tall-butt]

#this show has absolutely no chill #and I love it 

[brewcha]

#‘i guess we’re not allowed to joke about this stuff anymore? ’#nope you’re allowed #but you need to be joking on the right side #see above for examples

[uunhhhhh]

[bringiton]

Cady Heron + Pop Culture References MEAN GIRLS (2004), dir. Mark Waters.

[jacen-solos]

Jake/Amy + milestones

[melonmemes]

[thefandomdropout]

Word, like why are people mad children are growing up with way less traumas and heartaches than us ?!

[fkacoochie-deactivated20230424]

If you want your children to suffer how you suffered pls don’t have any children

[vivienvalentino]

Alyssa Edwards in RPDR All Stars 2

[katyascult]

[anxietyproblem]

[pyramidsandpistols]

Constantly sanitizing everything in stores

[shmoodylee]

Wearing MEDICAL masks when you’re sick.

[donkeydickjess]

Curbside pickup and 50% capacity

[siege1]

Knowing a greater number of grown adults are washing their hands. With water AND soap.

[marzipanandminutiae]

More outdoor seating at restaurants in urban areas. That needed to catch on here in America anyway

[thebibliosphere]

Online access to jobs which have traditionally been cited as being “impossible” to do from home, thus preventing a large percentage of disabled people from being able to work or attend online classes. 

[brucebocchi]

sweatpants at work

[bigmammallama5]

Better* unemployment pay. *it’s not great but that extra 600 really helped people

[weaver-z]

Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle

[weaver-z]

The reading comprehension on this website……….

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[tchaikovskaya]

this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[dogboytits]

They really said “sorry”

[holistic-heart-blog]

bianca del rio at mardi gras 2017

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

I'm just trying to get the mood right

[chrasilla]

The Harry Potter fandom might disagree on a lot of things, but there are some things that we all agree on:

Umbridge is a bitch

Sirius “only one will die tonight” Black is the biggest fucking drama queen

Draco is hopeless at cooking. He can and will burn down the house.

JKR is a huge fucking asshole and she is disowned from this fandom

Umbridge is a bitch

Wolfstar. Is. Canon.

Dorcas Meadows and Marlene McKinnon were huge lesbians

Umbridge is a bitch

calmly

James Potter was the mother hen of the marauders and if you think otherwise you are wrong

Minerva “all tests set by a competent teacher” “have a biscuit Potter” McGonagall is the biggest badass of all time.

Did i mention that Umbridge is a fucking bitch

Feel free to add more

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Harry "there's no need to call me sir, professor" Potter had some of the biggest dick energy possible to be possessed by one single person.