Soap's sister gets married, and obviously, Johnny is part of the wedding ceremony. He takes Simon along, the big lad has met his family and they all love him. It'll be a fun affair.
Johnny wears a kilt, unsurprising. And it leads to this:
"Dressed like a proper Scotsman, Johnny. Any chance you'll show me what's under your kilt?"
"The only thing under ma fuckin kilt is Batman boxers because it's December and it's fuckin cauld, ye dirty git."













