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[threadlockedtangent]

hi! i'm claus! i'm in my 20s, i'm white, and please use he/him for me, thank you!

this is an ic-run blog for a kidswap dave lalonde (roseways), affiliated with my roxy strider at tricktietrubbleshoot, dirk lalonde at tirelessgopher and 'hal' lalonde at autoraveller-exe. she is 24 and living with her Brother, a disgraced former skaianet scientist who works tirelessly with dirk as hacktivists exposing sburb before it hits the shelves. dave stages videos for this 'group'. besides dirk's creation, the autoraveller, dave has largely raised herself and her family by poring over both internet and print information on just about anything he can think of. he also likes running ARGs and horror series with self-composed music. sick!

i follow from @reddeliciousauce as a main blog!

as with reddeliciousauce, this dave is a DID system. a post about this and the alters is pending!

this blog will have themes of sleep deprivation, emotional neglect and abuse, codependency, csa, unreality, secrecy, misinformation, horror of all kinds, the curse of too much information, impending apocalypse, the family unit, and the horror of a house. plus some other stuff too, probably. take care of yourselves!

NOTE! i'm not involved in any larger RPC in any way. just interacting with my friends for fun now, this site's truly a shitshow. rules under cut!

so rules!:

i’m cool with crossover rps, but they have to be with fandoms i’m familiar with. i’ll let you know if i don’t know the franchise - or, in cases of extreme anxiety, i will softblock - nothing personal or malicious! i’m sorry if that happens!

if you like and/or post about anything related to PEDOPHILIA, INCEST, SELFCEST (IM IFFY ON THIS ONE!!!), DUBCON/NONCON, i’ll block you, no questions asked. i understand muses being sa victims and muns coping with sa, but a lot of the time it gets glorified and i’m not for that graphic shit.

i’m naturally wary of these fandoms/media: camp camp, steven universe, rick and morty, doctor who, fate, and osomatsu-san. but fandoms i absolutely WON’T TOLERATE include: hazbin hotel, killing stalking, attack on titan, hetalia, mister pickles, south park, k-pop, and any other depiction of real people.

[emptyspacedesign]

@thelastdeck on twitter is a bot that publishes glitched 1-bit tarot cards

[cherriielle]

sentinel ⚜⚫

[gauntletqueen]

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[ace-aussie-asshole]

The calculator is having hallucinations.

[nephritebabie]

pick your poison LMAOOO

[unpeeled-human]

fucking gotem lmao

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[yellbug]

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

[crazysodomite]

jerking off - known action jerking on - unknown action jerking up - unknown action jerking down - unknown action

[miiilowo]

man I don't think so,

[lleyksie]

owls + apples 🍎

[kushblazer666]

[digitalismmm]

Ribs

[cottoncandylesbo]

me watching the knights seize everything in my accursed dungeon knowing theyll just be enthralled by my dark amulet and their souls trapped inside

[oliviawebsite]

the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine

[hypersensationalism]

whats going on on twitter rn