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my name is skye and I'm here for goofs and/or jokes etc. she/her 🏳️‍⚧️

[sabertoothwalrus]

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[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[jdawg696911]

Captain Picard tries out his new trampoline on the bridge

[seraphinial]

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

out of the frying pan, into a soft paper towel on a plate to dry and cool.

[maykitz]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[snugglebull]

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[galetops]

this is a foundational text to me i can’t believe it hasn’t even cracked 4k retweets

[dogpuppy]

[jihef03]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[imadoctornotanescalator]

TNG Textposts pt 4-???

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[kropotkindersurprise]

[mysillycomics]/[esnupi.core]

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[targetedknowledge]