i cannot rest until i find out what a fish is

Evan | 29 | this blog is about close up pictures of tiny flowers, among other things. mostly other things. but the tiny flowers are always in my heart.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

if you're pure of heart you will never be injured in any knife fight

[plaguedocboi]

Alright lobling fans its your lucky day

[fishdetective]

as we march onwards through the summer, the appearance of my garden makes it more and more obvious that my favorite garden activity is tying up tomato plants with string

[fortunatehazelnut]

My not-as-outdoorsy friend who I was on a hike with today said "you know, I've never actually seen an orchid blooming in the wild before" and then we found an endangered orchid from imo like maybe the most beautiful genus :)

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[sandmandaddy69]

[kuttithevangu]

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

[fishdetective]

realized it's been a couple weeks so, whole* garden pic again. the squashes are going unmanageable again lol, every year I'm like "so last year I did not give them enough space, I need to give them more space this year," but it is never enough

*actually I guess closer to half

[carmelcup2]

[fishdetective]

my dense as fuck tomato

[amazoogle]

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

[riverwindphotography]

Harlequin ducks are quite interesting to observe.

(c) gifs by riverwindphotography, May 2026

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Not optional I guess

[shima-draws]

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair