anodyne androgyne

danielle | 35 | she | mostly water and salt

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[dogpuppy]

[jimmyhoffathecat]

I love this feeky ting

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the smoke shop near my house changed its name to "THE SMOKING GHOUL"

[ayeforscotland]

Freshly baked Scottish wildcat kittens have been spotted in the Cairngorms for the second year running!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎉

[stackofturtles]

gf looking cute at the bar

[wretched-mog]

it is genuinely over

[wretched-mog]

they should bring back the Leviathan raid so i can spike my blood pressure on the Goddamn Dogs encounter one last time.... 😭

[wretched-mog]

re-downloaded the game to play the last update the game will be receiving, and TRULY no one does the monkey's paw quite like this studio, as for Bungie's Final Funny Trick they decided to actually make the game really good....

[wretched-mog]

AND they brought back the Calus raidboss fight!!!

[wretched-mog]

it is genuinely over

[wretched-mog]

they should bring back the Leviathan raid so i can spike my blood pressure on the Goddamn Dogs encounter one last time.... 😭

[wretched-mog]

re-downloaded the game to play the last update the game will be receiving, and TRULY no one does the monkey's paw quite like this studio, as for Bungie's Final Funny Trick they decided to actually make the game really good....

[luntfontanne]

man fuck you tracy letts moodboard

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[wretched-mog]

LETS GO KNICKS FUCK EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!

[drysqu1d]

this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob

[sexhaver]

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

[meltingmomemt]

[incisedwound]

im saying shit like this to women all the time