threeguesses

32, she/they, lesbian trash

[coralreeferband]

Kevin McCarthy will now be ripped apart by Major and Commander on the National Mall as is tradition

[threeguesses]

how do you feel about genderbending? any gerri/fem!roman thoughts 👀👀👀

VERY POSITIVE. I mean, Roman I feel like already has some interesting stuff going on with gender and sexuality ANYWAY (have I written gender stuff with him into fic? I feel like I have written at least one thing where he says he feels like the girl w/ Gerri, and if I haven't I have in my HEART). I would probably never write it because it's a little TOO AU for me—I do not have the creativity to do real AUs where the characters have entirely different jobs or are in a different time period, etc., as opposed to AUs that just screw around with canon—but I WOULD read the shit out of it.

[aletheyass]

was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

[lookingfornighttime]

all human emotions can be found either in the mamma mia soundtrack or the hozier album

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

You know what you are? What am I?

[majoris]

the 👏 way 👏 she 👏 leans 👏 in

[threeguesses]

ur most and least favourite fanfic tropes?

omg I feel like the answer to this is going to be SO psychologically revealing but OH WELL.

MOST:

Sex Pollen. Let's not think too hard about the ethics of this, okay, we're just here for the vibes. Anything where a character like, cannot HELP themselves? Especially a reserved character? Yes.

Body Swap/Mind Meld/Etc. Same as above. There's an intimacy-forced-by-magic subgenre here that I can really get behind. Again, no one think about this too hard.

First Kiss/First Time. Love a firsts fic. Almost everything I have written is a first time situation, because if nothing else I will always cater to my own tastes.

LEAST:

Alpha/Omega. Although okay, listen, LISTEN. I have read it and I would read it again. I am taking no questions at this time.

Hurt/Comfort. I don't like a downer! I'm a slut who likes a good time, I'm sorry!

...I think that's it? I'm sorry, I have suddenly forgotten every trope that exists.

[threeguesses]

The spiral continues. I don't KNOW, whatever, no one talk to me.

I was born to beg for you (roman/gerri, E, 10k+) It’s Italy, actually, that makes him realize he’s in love with her. I finished this and it is UP THERE with one of the most romantic things I've ever written, which feels wrong, but here we all are.

sweet you rock and sweet you roll (roman/gerri, E, 10k+) The first few times Gerri lets him get anywhere near touching her, she doesn’t come. This has spiraled completely out of control, it is straight porn, the working title was literally 'Roman Learns to Like Sex Through Exposure Therapy,' new chapter just added.

In a boy's dream (roman/gerri, E) When Roman wakes up the morning after the shareholders meeting, he’s twenty-one years old again. It's the fucking time travel fic, I did it, I committed, everyone clap.

[travvma]

I just wanna make sure... check that you're not concerned about... all this stuff.

[threeguesses]

Okay, so... let's say none of this is real and Gerri and Roman decide to keep their unwanted miracle baby. Would it be on sight for Kendall? Would Logan banish them to the shadow realm? What kind of father do you think Roman would be? 🤔

OKAY so this question is so hard, because every headcanon I have or could have about roman and gerri having a baby is now dominated by TLLO.

But okay like, ASSUMING a world where he got her pregnant (in her 60s? or pre-canon? which premise are we going with here anon, pls advise) and ASSUMING that she kept it, I think first of all Gerri does not want a single soul to know it’s his. Like she would do a Jan Jones situation probably. She just puts in for mat leave (two weeks or smthg stupid bc she is a boomer and A Republican), and the entire old guard is like, deeply weirded out—less so if we’re assuming she’s in her 40s, I guess—but also vaguely dotes on her like they were for her first two pregnancies (i actually have this whole headcanon that the easiest times in gerri’s career were her two pregnancies, because literally everyone was both terrified of her and in love with her and did exactly what she said). A lot of people are suddenly holding the door for her, etc, Frank keeps pouring her water for her in meetings until she snaps at him.

Assuming Roman manages NOT to spill the beans (and I actually DO think he would learn discretion in this very specific scenario where he needs to do so to protect gerri—see also, his surprisingly subtle defense of her on the yacht), I think he is actually a decent partner while she is pregnant? Like i think his brand of worshipping gerri and doing everything she says would actually work out there. As for whether he’s a good DAD? I dunno. Not while his dad is alive, I think? Unfortunately? It also depends on how old he is, WHEN this occurs in canon if we are assuming a canon timeline, etc.

And oh yeah, Ken is furious. In any scenario.

[threeguesses]

do you write on your phone usually?

Damn i’m getting writing anons now?? Thank you anon, I am flattered that anyone would even care to know this. Yes, mostly, although for editing and really big writing pushes I do better on the laptop.

[threeguesses]

bestie are you alive after night steals chapter eight?

BESTIE NO I AM NOT. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE END FOR ME.

(ps everyone go read it: night steals)

[threeguesses]

What’s your ao3 account pls?? 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Same name! https://archiveofourown.org/users/threeguesses/pseuds/threeguesses

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[threeguesses]

Thank you for that heads up, anon!

Here’s a little porn snippet I’m not sure will ever make it into anything, just for you.

[cthaehart]

soft

[threeguesses]

i had a dream jsc liked and then unliked a twit about the least likely outcome and everyone going feral recalibrating to everything she's ever said

the way that this literally happened (albeit with a different fic) like three weeks after you sent this ask???? like anon, your MIND, how did you know

[guildenstern]

they removed icons???????????????????????

[aromanticduck]

Catholics looking around a protestant church