The Cunt of Montecristo

tudo bem?

[threelionstenroses]

this might be the best football match i have EVER seen in my life there is no way on Gods grassy green earth that handball final is going to be better than this ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[threelionstenroses]

and i were FUCKING right

[threelionstenroses]

this might be the best football match i have EVER seen in my life there is no way on Gods grassy green earth that handball final is going to be better than this ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[threelionstenroses]

heated rivalry seems really unrealistic if i were in a situationship for 8 years id be on the fucking news mate

[threelionstenroses]

gonna have a sleepover/watchparty with my best mate for the semi 2nite a few bevvies and her da's famous pasta mate and ending the night singin wonderwall its gonna be fucking mega lads cheers and have a good day

[threelionstenroses]

sigh

[threelionstenroses]

gonna have a sleepover/watchparty with my best mate for the semi 2nite a few bevvies and her da's famous pasta mate and ending the night singin wonderwall its gonna be fucking mega lads cheers and have a good day

[threelionstenroses]

hey its that city bellend incest tambouriner and his city bellend incest brother/lover

[threelionstenroses]

cheers lads

[threelionstenroses]

got the shirt on got the bevvies out im half danish so i hate norway gonna end the night singing wonderwall cmon england

[unrealcities]

The chalk and cheese of David Beckham and Gary Neville, the perfect right-side

This feature is part of Duology I hated Manchester United growing up. I’m an Arsenal fan, so it was easy. They were always our biggest rival

Beckham missed out on the tournament but soon he found his own way into the headlines. Victoria Adams was the most glamorous member of the world’s biggest pop group. In 1997, she went to a charity game at Old Trafford. “Love at first sight does exist,” she wrote for British Vogue years later. “While the other football players stand at the bar drinking with their mates, you will see David standing aside with his family.” The country’s newest power couple was born. Two years later, they married. Gary was the best man, looking distinctly uncomfortable in his gaudy all-white suit. But he pushed through it, because the two men had a friendship that went far beyond the football field. “I roomed with David Beckham and when I had my house in Bolton. David would stay when Victoria was away,” Neville told The Guardian in 2014. “He’d make food for me all the time. Stir-fries with noodles and vegetables and pasta dishes with sauces – a lot of pasta.” For everybody except United fans, their friendship made excellent fodder. To us, Neville was always the willing supplicant; the man who waited patiently for his friend to realise that he, not Victoria, was the love of his life. There was a reason he was always the target for abuse, though. Whether he was crashing into José Antonio Reyes or firing crosses into the box, United’s right-back always found a way to hurt his biggest rivals. His intent was clear in the tunnel before games. Whilst others smiled and chatted, he would stare dead ahead, ready to charge into war. For the next 90 minutes there was nothing in the world but his club and the result.

[threelionstenroses]

"the man who waited patiently for his friend to realise that he, not Victoria, was the love of his life" alrite mate i think thats quite enough

[threelionstenroses]

wonderwall being englands football anthem is very funny cos every brit over the age of 35 knows noel wrote that song for liam an thats a fun conversation to have with your nan at 4 in the morn like hey yknow that beautiful love song yea he wrote that about his brother and then gave it to him to sing weird right anyway its coming home