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Angel. 26. Canadian. Professional Amatuer. I talk like a teenage mutant ninja turtle. I sell video games for a living. I'm not afraid to eat or make horrible decisions. I've been known to like stuff and things. I have no idea how to act my age.

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

instant cute outfit with minimal effort

it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages

sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable

u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

[aneastcoastbreeze-deactivated20]

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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salads are for squares

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[devilbombers]

chapter 203 of magi was the best omg

[nevver]

Cute

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[zoomerbro]

[chelsamander]

(source)

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*wants body to look a certain way* *eats 3 cookies, mac n cheese, kitchen sink, and small neighbor child*

[ironhed]

X-Men Wanted Poster : Full color Mixed Media on 24”X36” illustration board (original). Will have poster prints of this up for sale soon.

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i just found the most accurate gif explaining brett and i when we go to toys r us.

[gameraboy]

Don’t get cocky.

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Football is like Dungeons & Dragons. Every 30 minutes of real time is like 2 minutes of game time.

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When you step into the store like— 

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