Three Pound Universe

This will be a blog of my thoughts, my art, and things I find beautiful or funny.

[deep-dark-fears]

Too many holiday cookies will give you nightmares. An anonymous fear submitted to Deep Dark Fears - thanks! You can find my DDF books wherever books are sold!

[strawberryoverlord]

Destiny Really did raise the bar on my expectations for female alien designs

Every other game needs to step it up. no more titty aliens, make them fucking ugly you cowards

[devanofficial]

Draco v. Christmas Tree, A Sequel

Harry: Okay, why are you on top of the tree this year?

Draco: Because I'm a star, Potter, keep up.

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the Harry Potter universe, there would be a huge black market in celebrity hair, nails and skin to use in polyjuice potion.

[earthstory]

Flags

I have had 3 mineral posts flagged as adult content today. They contained a tourmaline, a muscovite, and a galena. On Friday I had 3 fossil posts flagged as adult content, including a fossil fish, a fossil tooth from a mastodon, and a Tyrannosaur vertebrae. I’ve submitted appeals for each. This has been getting worse over the past month, apparently most of geology content is now only for adults. 

[shanlonwrites]

Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore. 

[vrabia]

i am contractually obligated to congratulate you on this reply

[elenaalvar-deactivated20200112]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is more socially acceptable to lose weight because of illness than it is to gain weight because of illness.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Blood is thicker than water. But, syrup is thicker than blood. Therefore pancakes are more important than family.

[fortunecookied]

Disney animator Millicent Patrick never received the deserved credit for her role in designing the iconic Gill-man costume for Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)

[a-pinata-named-desire]

[centaurcentral]

“A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo

[greekceltic]

This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.

[ironychan]

What really makes it is the fact that the dude and the horse are both going “something here ain’t right…”

[vanilla0chinchilla]

And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!?  That’s not how you ride!”

[hostduraravros]

I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the

centaur of attention

[centaurcentral]

“A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo

[greekceltic]

This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.

[ironychan]

What really makes it is the fact that the dude and the horse are both going “something here ain’t right…”

[vanilla0chinchilla]

And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!?  That’s not how you ride!”

[hostduraravros]

I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the

centaur of attention

[did-you-know]

Kids are more likely to cheat if they think they have a reputation for being smart. Studies show that when children are told they’re really smart for doing well on a test, they’re more likely to cheat in the future so that you’ll keep thinking they’re really smart. However, if you praise them by saying they ‘did really well this time’, they’re more likely to keep working hard so they can 'do well’ again the next time. Source Source 2 Source 3

[just-shower-thoughts]

We advertise “cruelty free” as a benefit on some products. That tells you all you need to know about humanity.

[birbeee]

I’ve been thinking lately. If sirius’ nickname is padfoot bc he turns into a dog would mcgonagall’s nickname be toebeans

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you think about it, when somebody says hold your horses, they’re telling you to be stable

[riverdales-daily]