Three Single Bitches

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Reminiscing on my wild days and brainstorming how to explain it to my future children.

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That one time in Jamaica I gave half the island my phone number and ran into all of them at the same club

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When you meet so many guys in Jamaica that you have to start getting really descriptive when you save them in your contacts

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When you forget to ask questions first and later realize the guy you've been cupcakin with is not in your tax bracket

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When a guy traps on the side and he gives you his “work” number so you know it’s real 😍😅

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Reminiscing about the time I went out with a guy who shares his name with a rapper…and who sang for me, then asked me to rate him on a scale of 1-10.

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Scrolling through my contacts and wondering why I never called this guy. Maybe because he entered his name in my phone as Noah "Thegreat" 🙄

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When you drunkenly give your number to your NYE Uber driver who is 12 years older than you and he doesn’t understand the concept of falling back…so you block him.

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We only went on one date...

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...okay

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When your brother's engaged friend tries to kick it with you alone in Vegas...

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Just...what?

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When you meet a guy and he gets attached way too quickly (after 2 days)…

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When only one of the single bitches has a date that night...

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When a guy asks you a question he probably doesn't want to hear the answer to...

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That moment you realize the guy you’ve been talking to is weird and all communication needs to end ASAP.

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When you hear from two former love interests in a two day span...