I didn't know ants and bees beefed like this.
Enjoy 3 silent minutes of ant and bee beef
not ALL ants and bees, you know...
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@threethousandantsofficial
I didn't know ants and bees beefed like this.
Enjoy 3 silent minutes of ant and bee beef
not ALL ants and bees, you know...
you like ants right
i like them too
they yumny
sincerely, anteater anon
yea i like ant-
WHAT
@threethousandantsofficial LOOK OUT FOR YOUR LIFE(s)
OH NO KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last
IM CLUTCHING MY FUCKING PEARLS
GOOD NEWS KUNG POW PENIS IS RETURNING WE MADE THEM REVERSE THE CHANGE
LUNG POW PENIS IS BACK ON THE MENU!!
found a fun little personality test!
i am open tagging as always bc i wanna see everyone’s results!!!!!!
That... Tracks.
@laciffo-natas
@the-stonekeepers @chill-lesbian2013 @bone-lord @nurse-offical
I don't take responsibility but like the rest is okay
Open tags
assigned evil by personality quiz >:D
Open Tags!!! and of course @threethousandantsofficial
I tried to run for my life and was immediately mauled by a bear, and then got supervillain. 10/10 quiz
also how do you open tags idk how the site works sometimes
Where are the ants? Are they safe? Are they alright?
we're in New Jersey, we think. also yeah, we're safe, thanks to THE QUEEN and her new "anyone who criticizes me will be executed" policy.
@annabellenotfound @idkwhattoputbroo @chuuyathelomlfrfr @bunnistarzisdancing @vitaminbunnygummy @abchacker @no-one-offical um um uh who else
@threethousandantsofficial your grey, white, and yellow. Very good vibes 10/10
i think you're white, yellow and grey also
very peak (human slang for good, equivalent to our slang of "those pineapple fruit snack thingys from motts." things are like gold)
i fucking love this genre of image. cup of water; no water; add creature.
Edit:what the…, over 1000 notes?!???
Official 7 bees in a cup post 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝
@threethousandbeesofficial
THEY'RE TRAPPING YOUR KIND! KILL!
tetramorium fulviceps also known as little shmoopy doopy skrunkly dinkly doos
@threethousandantsofficial
oh my god i love them, we need to recruit some to our anthill NOW
Leafcutter ant nests in South America, excavated by Luiz Forti and colleagues.
oh this is real cool alright. good job, you saw the inside of our little ant tunnels! you figured out how our infrastructure looks from the inside! wow. have you considered that you POURED CONCRETE ALL OVER THE POOR ANTS?? none of those ants are alive. I was a pen pal with one of them, you know. yeah, grANT. never got a message back from him BECAUSE HIS HILL WAS FILLED WITH CONCRETE. but it's in the name of your "science" and to "understand the scale of these structures." good job, everyone. good job.
...
um...
it has come to my attention that this anthill was entirely abandoned and grANT has just been avoiding me.
it must be so awesome to be ant and holding a little juice sac from an orange on the ground back to the gang
can confirm
ANT STATUS UPDATE:
our scouts have alerted us to an anteater is in the area. all ants in the colony be warned. Also note that the anteater has taken out an opposing colony on the other side of the flowers, and has been reported to slowly but surely make its way here. THE QUEEN has put total lockdown measures into place until the anteater is taken care of.
The ants will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
new pfp to celebrate OUR QUEEN's accomplishments
OUR QUEEN is proud to announce that, after being inspired by our ally @threethousandbeesofficial, an employee of the month system is being implemented. After a vote by THE QUEEN, I am proud to announce our employee of the month is...
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...
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THE QUEEN!
This position as employee of the month means that she will be getting 25% more funding, and double the resources in the cold winter months, bringing her to 130% funding and 90% resources. We all are incredibly proud of her for this achievement.
THE QUEEN is not accepting any questions about the voting process or how employees of the month are picked at this time.
fellow hive mind!!!! hi!!!!!
-@threethousandbeesofficial
hi!!!! always nice to hear from our greatest ally. flowers blooming nicely this time of year?
well... not really... but spring shall soon be upon us and we will rejoice
spring is nice, that's when we can go out of the Anthill easier, AND when more people go outside (meaning more food dropped)!
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT.
SOUND THE ALARMS @threethousandbeesofficial RED ALERT THE JOHNSON HOME HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY THE BIGGEST SPIDER I HAVE EVER SEEN KILL IT KILL IT NONONONONONO
oh dude(s) thats just jeff
hes harmless
nothing about that is harmless. HE HAS TAKEN OUT 600 ANTS SO FAR. 600! HE MOVES INCREDIBLY QUICK AS WELL, WE NEVER SEE HIM MOVE BUT YET SOME STILL DISAPPEAR. WE ARE IN DEFCON ONE RN
600? ...didn't you send out a patrol of around 600 ants before for some bread?
first of all: i don't see how that's relevant in any way. second of all: we're bringing the nuclear protocol out by noon. THE QUEEN just demanded the lighter ANThony found be used on jeff and the Johnson house (just in case it laid eggs inside). i recommend saying any last words to the demon now.
*spits out bee coffee* YOUR GOING TO HWAT
DONT-DONT DO THAT
do you guys even know how to use a lighter
tell me with a straight face there is any practical reason to NOT do that.
...actually, forget the straight face part. our faces are all weird (perk of being bugs) so it's near impossible to read expressions through that. BUT STILL! what reason is there to keep it alive? IT. EATS. ANTS.
well! lots of things eat ants!!! also jeff is my buddy
do you know that he speaks the ancient truths
all of the advice that i have gotten from him has rung true
HE SPEAKS THE ANCIENT TRUTHS????
uh... bad news.
we might've lit him aflame about thirty seconds before you sent that...
well, at least he died doing what he loved: being fully dedicated to not moving an inch.
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not moving an inch...
oh my god jeff is a halloween decoration. I FORGOT THE JOHNSONS NEVER TAKE THEM DOWN BUT WHO DECIDES TO PUT A 20 FT SPIDER IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE????? WHY?????
uh...
might wanna reconsider those ancient truths, by the way. i'm getting reports that all Jeff ever said whenever someone walked past was "have a spooky-ooky holiday!" before laughing maniacally for the next 30 or so seconds. at least us and THE QUEEN are safe.
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT.
SOUND THE ALARMS @threethousandbeesofficial RED ALERT THE JOHNSON HOME HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY THE BIGGEST SPIDER I HAVE EVER SEEN KILL IT KILL IT NONONONONONO
oh dude(s) thats just jeff
hes harmless
nothing about that is harmless. HE HAS TAKEN OUT 600 ANTS SO FAR. 600! HE MOVES INCREDIBLY QUICK AS WELL, WE NEVER SEE HIM MOVE BUT YET SOME STILL DISAPPEAR. WE ARE IN DEFCON ONE RN
600? ...didn't you send out a patrol of around 600 ants before for some bread?
first of all: i don't see how that's relevant in any way. second of all: we're bringing the nuclear protocol out by noon. THE QUEEN just demanded the lighter ANThony found be used on jeff and the Johnson house (just in case it laid eggs inside). i recommend saying any last words to the demon now.
*spits out bee coffee* YOUR GOING TO HWAT
DONT-DONT DO THAT
do you guys even know how to use a lighter
tell me with a straight face there is any practical reason to NOT do that.
...actually, forget the straight face part. our faces are all weird (perk of being bugs) so it's near impossible to read expressions through that. BUT STILL! what reason is there to keep it alive? IT. EATS. ANTS.