after the storm

confirmed homo, suspected witch.

[justjames]

I am always 30 minutes early to everything as I get anxious that I might be late and then the person I am meeting is always 15 minutes late and I am just standing there for ages hating myself

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

everyone deserves a friend like ilana

[thegirltheyallsee]

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[ithinkiamfinallyclean]

“they’re burning all the witches” 

ARTIST CREDIT

[heteroglossia]

Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.

Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride

(via goalsandpriorities)

[canariesarchive-blog-deactivate]

anyway, i love women. thanks for coming to my TED Talk

[lntelligent]

“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this

[crazyclowntime]

As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this

[horsecrash]

This fuckin aged like milk

[welcometoyouredoom]

[poesss]

[enoughtohold]

who is she

[regularlesbian]

woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia

[vodkaseltzer]

spoiler alert: it’s me

[luckticket]

excuse you, gay marylander here, the chesapeake bay and its beautiful 6 foot tall woman are OURS

[halharl-infigar]

[queenallisandra]

My hobbies include walking into adult men who assume I'll move out of their way as we pass.

[mysharona1987]

Everyone in the Trump admin:

[pdlcomics]

Rivals

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

that’s just what men are like

[xeppeli]

driving sux because you can get killed. thanks henry ford you fucking jackass.

[basketcasemp3]