evenin' partner

come on in and stay awhile, there's no rush, just get comfortable and have a good time

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[606cxt]

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

[souppippin]

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thesituation]

irl girls are better than anime girls but anime men are better than irl men. this is objectively true

[thesituation]

women outperform fantasy while men fail to come close to it

[dappermouth]

Your silent watcher stops to wait atop the cemetery gate.

[thecollectibles]

Art by jade khoo

[poolsofchrome]

Rolling blackouts scheduled for this evening

[theanti90smovement]

every person who reblogs this will grow a new bone. Ha ha have fun!

[deathpup-deactivated20150330]

WOAH

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

LOVE my new bone

[benditlikekorra]

[x] Bonus:

[thesassybunnies]

Is this the best Macarena you’ve ever seen? 😂

[Sound on]

By: @blancobun

[sleepyclover-blog]

people are allowed to leave you. people are allowed to break up with you. people are allowed to love you but not want to be with you. people are allowed to not want to talk to you. people are allowed to put their happiness before yours and do what makes them happy even if it does not include you. people are allowed to move on from you. people are allowed to fall in love with someone else. people are allowed to not want you in their life. people are allowed to do whatever they want to better themselves and become the version of themselves they are trying so hard to love. don’t be bitter towards someone who is only trying to be happy.

[stilljewelzz]

I feel like this POV does not get enough voice.

[koringus]

My friend : Why are you watching cartoons ?

me : …Hum…the colors.

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[stonedoutoflove]

it’s about time i clean out my blog. i hope there’s not as much trash as i think there is lmao

[rockinretrorainbow]

curious to see how many people are gonna unfollow me

[m-o-r-g-u-e-baby]

I already lost a follower after reblogging this. Yesss time to get rid of the scum that follows me

[mortheta-remade-deactivated2020]

“hi dave! hi! in australia! it’s me, oskaar from iceland” is an avatar of the dark

[mortheta-remade-deactivated2020]

this man breaks all the lightbulbs in your house and starts chasing you wyd

[insomniac-arrest]

Convergent evolution is wild, bc like, crabs keep evolving to look the same but aren’t closely related, nature is just like: BIG MEATY CLAWS, little legs, pincers, head, tiny eyes, let’s do it again!

and trees look the same but oak trees are more closely related to rose bushes than they are pine trees, fucked up

nature just likes these damns shapes:

but on the other hand, mammals flying with powered flight?? That shit only happened ONCE and it had to do some janky shit to get there, especially with bat immune systems

like bat’s immune systems are HYPER-POWERED as well as repress most of their inflammatory reactions because in order to fly they needed a bonkers-high metabolic rate which unfortunately also create waste products from the process called “free radicals” that damage cells

however, despite these free radicals they manage to live up to FORTY YEARS, which is super long for a species their size, because their immune system are basically always ON and in an anti-viral state that make them incubators for disease due to warfare between their jacked immune systems and disease 

bats are so gdamn weird, I love them, no other mammal has been able to copy off their homework and accomplish the same shape, and for that they are the anti-crab of the natural world, God bless

[insomniac-arrest]

OH you want to talk about beautiful idiots?? You want to talk about absolutely gorgeous drapes with nothing behind them? You wanna talk about glorious aesthetic with no regards for intelligence???

respect the original thembo, they can’t even disrespect woman because they don’t even know what the fuck gender IS

[insomniac-arrest]

People assume that being a magical girl is all about sparkles and moon beams and romance, but the thing that the masses miss about the power fantasy behind magical girls is that almost every single protagonist is a HUGE jock

“All magical girls are clumsy and personality-less”

Actually, all magical girls are RIPPED, little girls dream of physically dunking on you while looking cute doing it, and we SUPPORT