crash. bang. gay.

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[throamsuggestion-blog]

im blog-stalking bc i really love throam

how could you not love throam ❣️

[throamsuggestion-blog]

confession: i was inspired by throam-ryan to run away from my problems by going to maine and im actually doing it lol yikes

omg take me

[iknowitsmad]

[crashingbangingsmoking]

I know it’s sad that we don’t have a version of the song 708 in real life but I’d like to inform everyone that the number “708” has the same number of syllables as “red solo cup”

So next time you’re lying in bed depressed that you can’t listen to the song 708 because it doesn’t exist, well just put on America’s favorite redneck party anthem and tweak the lyrics and boom, you got yourself a 70’s classic

[cultureclashing]

reblog if you tighten your grip of the wheel with every passing truck

[george-ryan-ross-iii]

You: i ship ryden

Me, an intellectual: I should never be trusted to drive a vehicle of any kind; not because I am a lousy driver, but because I tighten my grip of the wheel with every passing truck. I look in the newspaper every day for that one headline of a car crash where they simply don’t know what happened. Maybe the driver lost control of the car.

[throamsuggestion-blog]

throam ryan

ryan: fucks brendon

ryan: no homo

[theballadofryan]

“What are you doing? “Pitying you”“

[theballadofryan]

Throam vibes

[wclvesvshearts]

rmr when the Jackie, Me and This Lady got to LA and Pete was booking the hotel rooms for the roadies but Brendon was like “Nah I know a guy in LA I’ll stay with” and he crASHED AT RYAN’S PLACE SERIOUSLY I CAN’T BELIEVE THE NERVE

[throamsuggestion-blog]

Me as a mother

My child: Hey mom what are these books I found in your room?

Me: What are you talking about?

My child: "The heart rate of a mouse...?"

Me: *freezes* ...Jackie, go get your siblings Chelsea and Roscoe, I have a story to tell you.

[frncxsca]

Girls/Girls/Ryan Ross

[hollowbirds]

Throam is one of those stories that are so well written and fuck you up so bad that you have to wait a while before reading another book

[thehopefulone3]

v&v brendon was the best looking brendon…you can fight me on this.

[leesooman-deactivated20221208]

spencer: don’t tell anyone my secret pls

ryan: don’t tell anyone my secret pls

spencer: btw everyone ryan’s fucking brendon

ryan: AT LEAST I’M NOT SECRETLY MARRIED WITH A KID YOU SON OF A BITCH

[beebo-at-the-ryro]

The heart rate of a mouse summed up in one picture

[afycso]

Ryan Ross + Vinyl