I Am A River

I think i'm afraid to be happy, because when I get too happy, something bad always happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 32 years

[ozempicofficial]

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[cottoncandylesbo]

what the fuck

[violently-puppy-deactivated2026]

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[proteusolm]

a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth

[a-stew]

This could be us but you playin’

[beardedmrbean]

Congratulations on the cat

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[yangeles-deactivated20260421]

"am i being too much" are you aware i'd unzip my skin and make room for you in there

[thee-kt]

pussy from a girl who thinks I’m the sweetest boy in the world plz

[dollzcomix]

making the hostage situation very awkward by enthusiastically asking for the gun to be in my mouth during the ransom video

[spacedewey]

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.

[stricatul]

vibing with someone who got the same goofy energy like you is so therapeutic

[a-milff]

if we can’t roast each other lovingly what are we even doing

[charitydingle]

もののけ姫 / Princess Mononoke 1997, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[croaksac]

the complete and total defeat in the prosecutor's voice at the very end..... im 💀💀💀

[bogleech]

Havent seen a lot about this on tumblr so maybe not a lot of people know:

He was wrongfully raided by police in 2022

He used footage and names of the specific cops in posts, videos and songs making fun of them

The cops sued for defamation and cried in court about the songs ruining their lives

He won anyway

[extrafabulouscomics]