Please God Let Me Leave This Mortal Realm

Is is illegal to take a hit out on yourself?? Asking for a friend

[adaswordlace]

christ

[b0ytemper]

This post took 3 years off my life

[unapologetically-descriptivist]

I’ll take “words that perfectly describe the Académie Française but which would literally kill them to hear” for 500, Alex.

[pixtalgia]

[elfzelda]

[princessssd24]

“its been a long week” me on a Tuesday

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[911bts]

[bagheerita]

Evan "I'm sorry were you going to try to mess with us" Lorne

Stargate Atlantis: "Condemned"

[911bts]

[2000ish]

[wavewell-deactivated20240830]

[orcboxer]

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

[tenthstar]

*timeline restored*

[probably-caramelldansen]

[nymika-arts]

the 118 when anyone outside of their circle doesn't just let them do whatever insane bullshit they've come up with this time:

[spockvarietyhour]

Atlantis free-climb, "Quarantine"

[911bts]

[911bts]

[911bts]

[incorrectbuddie]

Eddie, holding a piece of paper: What's this?

Buck: That's my to-do list.

Eddie:

Buck:

Eddie: It's just my name written over and over again.

[louferrignojrofficial]

SCREAMMM