Throws a bone

I'm here to give you all the bones you need! (Disclaimer : these bones are not for chewing. If you are a dog, I suggest looking elsewhere.)

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Hello and welcome to my little corner! My name is Woofer(He/Any) and I will be your host.

Here you will find every skeleton in your closet, or bed, at the snap of your fingers!

"But what if I don't want bones? What if I want someone with more meat?" You may ask, and I have a solution: A wider variety of monsters to choose from! Just pick one or two or three or more and I'll get to work.

This is a required read! To ignore any of these is a violation of my requests+trust, and will in return have you ignored/deleted!

• Absolutely NO NSFW!!! This account is for 15 and older due to some suggestive material, but do not ask or say anything that you wouldn't look your mother(or father) in the eye and say!

• Do not harass anybody here ever! Anyone you see in my comments, reblogs, or elsewhere- LEAVE THEM ALONE! They have their own boundaries and I will not tolerate anyone being a rude guest! If you got an issue, you bring it to The Dog!

• You may request darker topics, but you must lead with a TW(Trigger Warning) at the very tippy top! I have mental health issues, and do not want to be triggered on a bad day. This is also for other reader's sake incase they don't have tags blocked, that way they can see your TW before everything else. This is for my safety and anyone else!

• If you notice something wrong, say it!

• Any hate will not be tolerated. Towards me, others, or characters in my writing; don't say it! It's unnecessary. Treat others how you want to be treated.

• ANY ACCOUNTS USING OR PROMOTING AI WILL BE BLOCKED. I DO NOT CARE.

• NSFW accounts may follow and like, but please do not go further than that.

• Please do not take my writing and use it elsewhere. Inspo is fine, just no copy and pasting.

• Please Please Please Please do not rush me. I have a very busy life outside of these skeletons(and more!) I will respond when I get the chance!

(More may be added depending on how you guys behave... Just have common sense...)

Reminder: Only 10 per ask , you may request other unlisted characters but I can't promise you'll receive a reply.

Undertale: Sans , Papyrus , Toriel , Grillby , Mettaton , Undyne , Muffet, WingDings Gaster...

Underswap: Sans(COBALT) , Papyrus(HONEY) , Grillby(SWIRLS), WingDings Gaster(BEACON)...

Underfell: Sans(RED) , Papyrus(EDGE) , Grillby(SPIRIT) , Mettaton(MERLOT), WingDings Gaster(BLADE)...

Swapfell Purple: Sans(NOX) , Papyrus(RUS) , Muffet(VIOLET)...

Swapfell Red: Sans(CHERRY) , Papyrus(PUP)...

Fellswap Gold: Sans(WINE) , Papyrus(COFFEE) , Muffet(WEBS)...

Outertale: Sans(MOON) , Papyrus(SUN) , Grillby(COMET) , WingDings Gaster(ASTER)...

Horrortale: Sans(OAK)* , Papyrus(WILLOW) , Grillby(BIRCH) , Toriel(MAHOGANY) , WingDings Gaster(FAMINE)...

Reapertale: Sans(CROW) , Papyrus(DOVE)...

X-Tale: Cross(—) , Papyrus(SLASH) , Mettaton(STAR) , Muffet(WRAPS) , Dr. Gaster(VIAL)...

Dreamtale: The only two remaining.

Strays: Ink , Error , Fresh...

Other AUs: Dust/Murder*(either will work) , Killer* , Color(Still learning him, do not expect quick replies) , Epic , Nightverse Horror*...

REQUESTS ARE OPEN AND PROBABLY WILL NEVER CLOSE.

Probably should clear this up...

Note* : Horror and Oak are two different timelines. The Nightverse is Nightmare's domain. Oak belongs to a pacifist timeline(who had old ties to Nightmare, and no longer does work for him). Horror is a pre-Aliza(or however it's spelled) timeline. Lord Nightmare, Killer, and Dust belong to the Nightverse timeline. This is written to avoid confusion.

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Hi so, you're probably wondering why I've kinda mostly just disappeared off the face of the earth—

I'm really just not as interested in the undertale fandom anymore. It'd be really weird if I suddenly decided to change up this blog really drastically— So I'm gonna let it fade a bit.

I'd love to write again, as there are skeletons I still enjoy, and I really want to expand more on Nightmare's domain— But, it's difficult to force myself to write for something I have little care for.

I'll still be around for those who want to ask questions or send things; my requests are always open, but they won't get answered unless I find the prompt interesting enough.

Maybe I'll get enough interest to write again and finish that one drabble for Nightmare... hmmm... just one last thing for y'all.

[clockmythology]

Whom are we ?

Whom are you ?

Each of us a different mystery , allow us to greet you with extended hands .

A Mother To Beasts .

A Jester .

An Abomination .

A Puppet Master .

A Dreamer .

A Creator Of Wind .

A Servant To The Mortal God .

Ponder us , and maybe your prayer will be blessed .

Don't be shy .

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Are you alive

No

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

But seriously, I am busy with a ton of other stuff. I have a few asks from last year from like June.

I'd like to start writing again now that my mental health is good unlike before ☺️

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Are you alive

No

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What are Dream and Nightmare's pure opinion of us?

Depends.

Dream views all lives as holy and free, gentle souls needing his guidance into happiness and truth. They do not care for power, only wishing health unto others.

On the other hand—

Nightmare is a cold being, and his dislike for others is always made clear. He enjoys using others as a pawn in a game, it's goal being to eventually eradicate all positivity to gain ultimate power.

When either one will first meet you, that will be their base opinion. One of light, and the other wanting to crush you.

Although, anything can be changed with time. U^ェ^U

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Happy Halloween

An Apple's Core

Target On Your Soul

A Sliver Of Golden Sweetness

Ichor Between His Teeth

Scars Of Wisdom

Crimson Glasses

My Scythe Lays Waste to Your Insides

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

Notice : they may be posted either tonight or tomorrow morning depending on the voting. Try to guess these guys in the comments, I'm interested in what you think they are.

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

I'm working on the writing now but I might as well tell you who you voted for lolll. My own Halloween trick;

Nightmare , Killer , Dream , Nightverse Horror , Wine(Fellswap Gold) , Error , Reaper.

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Happy late new years... yikes....

[imtrashraccoon]

As much as I want to secretly read fanfiction while on the clock, I am not capable of schooling my expressions at all. I probably look like a lunatic when I'm on break, but jokes on my coworkers I have had one foot out the door for the past 5 years and I am incapable of caring.

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

My face lowkey half of the time

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Happy Halloween

An Apple's Core

Target On Your Soul

A Sliver Of Golden Sweetness

Ichor Between His Teeth

Scars Of Wisdom

Crimson Glasses

My Scythe Lays Waste to Your Insides

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

Notice : they may be posted either tonight or tomorrow morning depending on the voting. Try to guess these guys in the comments, I'm interested in what you think they are.

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

I'm working on the writing now but I might as well tell you who you voted for lolll. My own Halloween trick;

Nightmare , Killer , Dream , Nightverse Horror , Wine(Fellswap Gold) , Error , Reaper.

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Hello and welcome to my little corner! My name is Woofer(He/Any) and I will be your host.

Here you will find every skeleton in your closet, or bed, at the snap of your fingers!

"But what if I don't want bones? What if I want someone with more meat?" You may ask, and I have a solution: A wider variety of monsters to choose from! Just pick one or two or three or more and I'll get to work.

This is a required read! To ignore any of these is a violation of my requests+trust, and will in return have you ignored/deleted!

• Absolutely NO NSFW!!! This account is for 15 and older due to some suggestive material, but do not ask or say anything that you wouldn't look your mother(or father) in the eye and say!

• Do not harass anybody here ever! Anyone you see in my comments, reblogs, or elsewhere- LEAVE THEM ALONE! They have their own boundaries and I will not tolerate anyone being a rude guest! If you got an issue, you bring it to The Dog!

• You may request darker topics, but you must lead with a TW(Trigger Warning) at the very tippy top! I have mental health issues, and do not want to be triggered on a bad day. This is also for other reader's sake incase they don't have tags blocked, that way they can see your TW before everything else. This is for my safety and anyone else!

• If you notice something wrong, say it!

• Any hate will not be tolerated. Towards me, others, or characters in my writing; don't say it! It's unnecessary. Treat others how you want to be treated.

• ANY ACCOUNTS USING OR PROMOTING AI WILL BE BLOCKED. I DO NOT CARE.

• NSFW accounts may follow and like, but please do not go further than that.

• Please do not take my writing and use it elsewhere. Inspo is fine, just no copy and pasting.

• Please Please Please Please do not rush me. I have a very busy life outside of these skeletons(and more!) I will respond when I get the chance!

(More may be added depending on how you guys behave... Just have common sense...)

Reminder: Only 10 per ask , you may request other unlisted characters but I can't promise you'll receive a reply.

Undertale: Sans , Papyrus , Toriel , Grillby , Mettaton , Undyne , Muffet, WingDings Gaster...

Underswap: Sans(COBALT) , Papyrus(HONEY) , Grillby(SWIRLS), WingDings Gaster(BEACON)...

Underfell: Sans(RED) , Papyrus(EDGE) , Grillby(SPIRIT) , Mettaton(MERLOT), WingDings Gaster(BLADE)...

Swapfell Purple: Sans(NOX) , Papyrus(RUS) , Muffet(VIOLET)...

Swapfell Red: Sans(CHERRY) , Papyrus(PUP)...

Fellswap Gold: Sans(WINE) , Papyrus(COFFEE) , Muffet(WEBS)...

Outertale: Sans(MOON) , Papyrus(SUN) , Grillby(COMET) , WingDings Gaster(ASTER)...

Horrortale: Sans(OAK)* , Papyrus(WILLOW) , Grillby(BIRCH) , Toriel(MAHOGANY) , WingDings Gaster(FAMINE)...

Reapertale: Sans(CROW) , Papyrus(DOVE)...

X-Tale: Cross(—) , Papyrus(SLASH) , Mettaton(STAR) , Muffet(WRAPS) , Dr. Gaster(VIAL)...

Dreamtale: The only two remaining.

Strays: Ink , Error , Fresh...

Other AUs: Dust/Murder*(either will work) , Killer* , Color(Still learning him, do not expect quick replies) , Epic , Nightverse Horror*...

REQUESTS ARE OPEN AND PROBABLY WILL NEVER CLOSE.

Probably should clear this up...

Note* : Horror and Oak are two different timelines. The Nightverse is Nightmare's domain. Oak belongs to a pacifist timeline(who had old ties to Nightmare, and no longer does work for him). Horror is a pre-Aliza(or however it's spelled) timeline. Lord Nightmare, Killer, and Dust belong to the Nightverse timeline. This is written to avoid confusion.

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Update

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Happy Halloween

An Apple's Core

Target On Your Soul

A Sliver Of Golden Sweetness

Ichor Between His Teeth

Scars Of Wisdom

Crimson Glasses

My Scythe Lays Waste to Your Insides

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

Notice : they may be posted either tonight or tomorrow morning depending on the voting. Try to guess these guys in the comments, I'm interested in what you think they are.

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Hi y'all, make sure to vote to get a special writing!

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Happy Halloween

An Apple's Core

Target On Your Soul

A Sliver Of Golden Sweetness

Ichor Between His Teeth

Scars Of Wisdom

Crimson Glasses

My Scythe Lays Waste to Your Insides

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

Notice : they may be posted either tonight or tomorrow morning depending on the voting. Try to guess these guys in the comments, I'm interested in what you think they are.

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

The shit I do for a costume 🥹

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Vent / rant

What do you mean my (now ex) boyfriend, not even a month of struggling and breaking up into no contact, is ALREADY DATING SOMEONE ELSE.

"You're the only person I could love, I went into delusions without you, my heart only belongs to you"

Either you were bullshitting me the entire time or you just confirmed that you WERE cheating on me.

I had a gut feeling for a few months that he was, and I kept asking and worrying and he kept denying it– So full of shit.

Anyways. Expect a post later tonight. Per usual.

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Update to this

It was that one person I was worried about. Of course. Fuck me.

"Love you Gab <3" genuinely hope you end up in the hospital again you pos.

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Guys

Im out betta shopping cuz the tank ive been setting up is ready

Its literally them.

Question is, which one do I go for? Both look exceptionally healthy from quick glances and both are half-moons(which is the breed I want)

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

I got the yeller one.

He's a dick. I also got some more water lettuce for the top of the tank for him to hang out in.

For anyone wondering why I couldn't get both; Male bettas have a 99.99999% chance of ripping eachother to shreds. The females there weren't any of the breeds/colors I wanted. I either wanted a pink girl(they were all kois) or a half-moon male.

Anyways, give me name suggestions for him.

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Guys

Im out betta shopping cuz the tank ive been setting up is ready

Its literally them.

Question is, which one do I go for? Both look exceptionally healthy from quick glances and both are half-moons(which is the breed I want)

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Vent / rant

What do you mean my (now ex) boyfriend, not even a month of struggling and breaking up into no contact, is ALREADY DATING SOMEONE ELSE.

"You're the only person I could love, I went into delusions without you, my heart only belongs to you"

Either you were bullshitting me the entire time or you just confirmed that you WERE cheating on me.

I had a gut feeling for a few months that he was, and I kept asking and worrying and he kept denying it– So full of shit.

Anyways. Expect a post later tonight. Per usual.