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I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.

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#sp;#okay still not feeling keegs!#i'll be on harley tho :3

i keep thinking about it and part of me wants keegan to be very, very, very, very distantly related to sabretooth. i know that’s cheesy and all but like... when it comes down to it she is like him. blonde, swears like a sailor, and kills for the hell of it. only difference is that she’s super small and a demon’s pet :|

#ooc;#i know it's looked down on to have ocs related to canon but lol

mustscream:

“I’m gonna need context before I can make a judgement call on this. Like, how cunt-y are we talking, here? What level of cuntishness? Are we talking, like, parking in a disabled space levels of cunt-y or not holding the door open for you when you’re carrying two full bags of groceries levels of cunt-y?”

“Why does it need an explanation? If a guy is bein’ a cunt, he’s bein’ a cunt. Ain’t no need for anything further. But you wanna know th’ bastard took the last six pack of the good beer before I got to it. I had to hold myself back from cuttin’ his hand off.”

#mustscream #it's a good word okay

“ So... you’re telling me I shouldn’t rip his face off fer bein’ a cunt? ”