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priv. ind. nagisa hazuki from 50% off. / dash only / bitch board rules / written by moony. 18+

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who forgot their login? me. it was me.

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@yakkcn is an enabler

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like this post if you’re okay with nagisa invading your inbox whenever

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@kiyomizus

   ‘   yo,   just a warnin’,   we owe easter dave a favour,   now,   &&   he might ask you to watch his raccoon.   ---   ignore whatever the f🐬ck rei says,   the raccoon doesn’t have rabies   ---   i think.   ’

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my new fav shirt just came in

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i wanna give nagisa a pride icon, but what flag do you use when you ask him if he’s gay or straight and he just says “yea”

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🐬 kctsuryoku·     |     gou 🐬

The LAST thing she needs to hear is about (her friends) these idiot’s wild and dubious sex life, but also it’s what gives her yaoi fueled heart some motivation. Oh well, they got on board with her idea to write these fics, so they damn well better appreciate the effort she puts into them.

“Just….PLEASE, don’t send me any of your recordings anymore. The last one was f*cking awful.”

She almost scrapped the chapter entirely and rewrote it.

     ‘   ayo,   i meant to text that video to rei.   BUT THAT VIDEO WAS A MASTERPIECE,   YA HEAR ?   my baby looked BEAUTIFUL.   ya know,   he wasn’t really that thrilled when you snitched on me for textin’ it to you by mistake.   he wouldn’t talk to me for three days.  can’t ignore me once i’m broken in, though !   ’

     ‘   ---   don’t be a f🐬ckin’ snitch next time.   ’

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🐬 kctsuryoku·     |     makoto 🐬

That explained everything. Maybe that Easter Dave dude wasn’t giving Nagisa dank but something else instead…

“Nagisa, do you know how long it takes to get a licence in medicine? I’ve been with Haru all our life, I would know if he suddenly became a dentist. Are you sure you were just high, and not something else?”

     ‘   MAN,   YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.   WHY DO YOU THINK HE FORGOT HOW THE F🐬CK TO READ ?   THAT HARU WAS SHOT.   ’     he clings to makoto’s shirt, shaking the taller of the two.     ‘   &&   IT WASN’T ME WHO SHOT HIM.   ’

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@fatedcollection WHICH MUSE WANTS TO BE IN HIS CREW

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texting starters send a symbol for…

🌻 a worried text.

🐰 a goofy text.

🦋 a loving text.  

🧦 a half-asleep text.

🌳 a happy text.

🍎 an apologetic text.

⚠️ a text meant for someone else.

🕰️ an early morning text.

💫 a late night text.

🗑️ a text that wasn’t sent.

💡 a scared text.

💀 an urgent text.

🥇 a supportive text.

🔪 a hateful text. 

🌊 a sad text.

⚡ an angry text. 

🚀 a goodbye text.

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This is Rei and Nagisa in 50% Off and you can’t change my mind

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🐬🐬🐬 like this post if ya b🐬tch ass wants to be in nagisa's crew 🐬🐬🐬

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🐬 allxtherightplaces· 🐬

“This can’t be real! Don’t tell me that I’m getting pranked right now! Am I?? There must be camera or something around here!” Alas, there was not. “– You look exactly like me, but… er… I feel like somethings might of gotten a bit mixed up when they cloned me… What do you mean about sexting Rei??”

     ‘   clone ?   the f🐬ck you talkin’ about,   boy ?   i’m the real thing,   believe that !   this ain’t no episode of punk’d,   ashton kutcher ain’t here.   damn,   DID EASTER DAVE GIVE ME SOME BAD SH🐬T ?   I DON’T WANT NO BAD TRIP AGAIN.   ’     his eyes squint,     ‘   have i been haru’d ?   don’t tell me one of you b🐬tch asses are gonna kill the nagisa that can read.   i don’t wanna be on his level !   ’

     ‘   swim dick,   we sext rei every night,   why you actin’ surprised ?   ’

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🐬 kctsuryoku·     |     gou 🐬

“Bold of you to assume you’ll be able to step within three feet of my house to be able to do anything. Try me.”

She’s had one too many stalkers try to come to her house, and is able to identify people’s foot steps. She know’s Nagisa’s all too well. Still, she clears her throat.

“I just have a few more lines to write. I’ll be updated after practice. Why?”

     ‘   F🐬CK YEAH,   DAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT.   i have just enough data for you to send me that sh🐬t.   i wanna do a dramatic readin’ to him tonight,   know what i mean ?   maybe get him to reenact it.   last time i tried that,   he made an excuse he was busy,   BUT NOT THIS TIME,   YEA.   ’

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🐬  kctsuryoku·     |     makoto 🐬

“Nagisa, are you sure you weren’t high, and got dizzy? What did we tell you about smoking before practice?”

     ‘   B🐬TCH, I WAS HIGH.   I DIDN’T GET DIZZY.   I FINALLY SAW THEM, MAN.   THERE’S   ---   THERE’S SO MANY,   HE WASN’T LYIN’.   one of them is a fuckin’ dentist,   though,   who let that happen ?   ’

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🐬 innerclaims·     |     haru 🐬

    ‘   then  take  it  up  with  the  birds,  i  guess.   ’   

   god damn f🐬ck  sh🐬t,  haru.  what  are  we  going  to  do  about  the  f🐬cking  dolphins ?  that  one  dolphin  still  has  our  penis,  haru.  i want  revenge,  haru.  i  know,  haru.  i  know.  we  don’t  need  it,  haru.  what  do  you  mean,  haru ?!  we’re  more  hydrodynamic  without  it.  f🐬ck,  when  you’re  right,  you’re  right,  haru.

    no  pause.  ‘   well,  i’m  baby,  so.   ’   he  blows  a  raspberry.

     ‘   I’LL SHOOT THE BIRDS,   YA HEAR ?!   SHOOT EM.   ’

     ‘   ——————————————————   we can discuss who did   &&   didn’t shove the body of an old man in the trunk of my dad’s prius all day or are we gonna hotbox this stolen car or what ?   ’