[ddejavvu]

Just saw a TikTok complaining about ‘kitten’ as a pet name in fanfiction and while I do agree with their discomfort on that one the comments were FULL of people mentioning all the other common pet names ?? Like honey babe baby sweetheart etc ?? Is your partner just supposed to call you by your name the whole time ????????

[ddejavvu]

God SORRY to drag this out bc I’m not doing this to like screenshot and expose people for having opinions I don’t like BUT I rounded up the wildest ones I found and blurred the names so no one can be mean to them for it I hope that’s okay 😭

Yeah a very common and go-to pet name is actually just one big joke. Everyone was tricking you the whole time!! Pranked <3

I can’t imagine the horrors that this would entail… I don’t wanna hear my name unless you’re reading off a legal document

“TW: British People”

Lettuce gives me such a big ick in salad I swear 😭

WHAT DO U WANT TO BE CALLED 😭 PLEASE YOU HAVE TO GIVE US SOME OPTIONS 😭

[gothmisspyggie]

the kids are not alright, petnames are fucking normal you little freaks

[mushroomdeity]

they should make a perfume that smells like a wet cave by the sea with clay and minerals and like other stuff that smells good and damp

[thugsquirtle]

Sailing Day by Maison Margiela!!

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[pulpwrit3r]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[thugsquirtle]

Why would you spend so much money on a Times Square billboard

To advertise spaghetti

[softwaring]

st helens

[thugsquirtle]

Can I talk about the fact that after all the fuss tumblr made about getting rid of NSFW content I am STILL getting porn bots following me

[lvnnsi]

08/31/18 // helios & selene

[inefekt69]

Yaesu Sakura Dori in Nihonbashi - Tokyo, Japan

[aura-eden]

Details of La Soirée and La Lecture by Vittorio Reggianini (1853-1938)

[capturedphotos]

Mobile Phone Photography

I finally decided to get a smartphone about 6 weeks ago after using a basic phone ever since. I’m challenging myself by trying to make the best photos that I can with it. This is a glimpse of what I have come up with so far! I really am pleasantly surprised with how well they can turn out. I use an HTC One M7 for those who are curious. I will be posting majority of these shots on Instagram and the ones taken with my SLR will be posted here as always.

My instagram page for more of these is: capturedphotos

[389]

Burn in Blue | Al Mefer

[shiftythrifting]

Pancake the steamrollered teddy bear, found at the op shop last Christmas. Though he’s pretty two-dimensional, he has a unique personality and is perfectly travel sized to squish in a suitcase — or to slip down the side of the bed.

[vodcar]

i’m in tears i can’t stop thinking about Pancake

[thugsquirtle]

It’s a Pom Bear!

[love]

Our Colour by Liz West

[leaf-submas]

[all-halloween]

…   …   …   …   (\(\;;/)/)

[floodedsoul-deactivated20190903]

@ghostofandromeda

[glittervajayjayy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[teamrocketing]

if uni was more like RuPaul's Drag Race

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

rupaul: *walks over to my table* hiii flora!

me, typing away at my laptop: hi ru!

rupaul: what are you working on honey?

me: well, the assignment was to write an analysis of a movie from a film-philosophical perspective, so I’m writing about “Solaris” and using Jacques Rancière’s theory about cinema in the aesthetic regime, proposing that “Solaris” gives the viewer a different frame of reference to the concept of reality when compared to representationalist art of the 19th century!

rupaul: uh-hu I see. Well you’ve been criticized a lot on this show for not showing versatility and hiding behind the discourse of well-known authors. How do you plan to improve that if you’re going to basically apply Rancière’s theory to this film and not offer any unique insight of your own?

me: *the shade button sound plays as clips of me looking stupid are edited together to make it seem like i’m speechless*

rupaul: Well, it looks like you’ve got your work cut out for you. alright, get to work!

me, stammering: thank you ru..

me once rupaul leaves: this is a mess. I’ve got to start from scratch. Now i’m STRESSED!! But I do NOT want to go out on that runway looking like an idiot with half-baked discourse

[trasemc]

NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

[sffan]

WOW