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I'm no counselor, but I'd advise slitting one's wrists over getting this tattoo

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Nothing bursts fat like tapeworm, which is my best guess for wtf that photo is of

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New Girl on the cell block?

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So is FAGE making beef-flavored yogurt these days? Color me confused!

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I think the counseling would be coming a few dye-jobs too late

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I would love to love being black, but I’m too busy regretting being white 

(btdubs, this was the direct result of mentioning Tyler Perry in my status update)

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I ain't buyin' what yer sellin'

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I'm no expert, but I'm fairly certain that's not a real baby and would thus not need counseling... 

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Where are the bodies that go with those hands?

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The best way to counsel a child is to track them with a barcode

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I thought this was for hair products or a hipster band.

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Eye have an idea - choose a graphic that makes sense with your ad!

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Very curious as to what Latino babies do differently to warrant a separate brand of diaper

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What is it about baby tattoos and counseling that go hand-in-hand?

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"women with regrettable face tattoos are our bread and butter"

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This program is baby Leatherface approved