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ah yes

[thunderboltandlightning]

[eroscestlavie]

a mariokart named desire

[99precincts]

that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards

[emilydoesthething]

Honestly Andy Samberg is such a treasure.

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[amazoogle]

the james bond. name’s bond

[trekchik]

The Venn diagram of things I find funny and reasons I’m going to hell is a circle.

[carrotatheart]

Let’s see there’s John, Paul, George, Ringo and of course Umami (the “Fifth Beatle”)

[braindead]

[thunderboltandlightning]

Subway

He looks at the concrete-encased automatic doors,

A beacon of humming, florescent light

Amidst large and dark window panes

Whose frames are painted with the same warm, romantic yellow

That the light cast by a streetlamp paints

Onto a concrete overpass ahead, the same light

That gently emanates from tiny apartment building windows,

Further still. The light seems to hold

Some impossible promise that he’s long since learned to ignore.

The same promise pours into his ears,

Bleeding effusively from the silky,

Gravelly voice of the singer

Whose music was appropriated from some amalgam

Of imagined pasts he doesn’t understand and doesn’t fully want to.

Wondering if the hip, slightly inaccessible music he’s worked so hard to love

Is any different from the inauthentic, sentimental crap on the radio,

He wishes, momentarily,

That he’d given more attention to the music his friends enjoy

Unironically.

He wonders what all the people inside

Those tiny, glowing windows

Are doing. He wonders if any of them are looking out

And thinking the same thing

About the tiny, glowing, yellow subway station

Behind the amber-washed concrete overpass

That they see in the distance.

[thunderboltandlightning]

me: *texting my mom that i love her and that i hope she has a great day*

some middle aged artist across the street: *sees that i'm on my phone and creates a whole art piece about how cell phones are sucking the souls out of people and are the root of all evil*

[elesq]

8.26.15 - journal - “The Way we See”

[newkidsonmycock27]

[maisonderriere]

[cafffine]

What the hap is fuckening

[escapetheory]

[powerburial]

At the grocery store: hey guy! Are you the manager? Doesnt matter. Whats this celery shit? Is this gonna give me cancer in my dick and balls? *Rips a package open and takes a bite* tastes like shit

[hijerking]