Hey we’ve been forced by Valentina to make this blog to promote ourselves and make us seem less like ‘murdery psychopaths’ and more like ‘approachable heroes’. Total bullshit if you ask me.
I think it’ll be fun! Come on lighten up Yels!
Yes come on Yelena I told you daughter this will be fun! Stupid man understands.
Yeah I do! Wait.. Stupid man? Heyy I’m not—
Everyone shut up and let me explain what each coloured text means so people actually understand us:
Yelena Belova: Green
Bob: orange
Alexei Shostakov: red
Bucky Barnes: blue
Ava Starr: purple
John Walker: pink













