Lisa

Swedish and pasty.

[fuglyselfie]

me: logs into my google account

google all up in my email: BITCH??? THE FCUK IS YOU HACKED???

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

[mintgreenmania]

When he goes in for that solo

[rosethorn213]

[thepizzalovingnerd]

[afronerdism]

I love them so much. Y’all should see the other one he made with them. I hope he makes another one this year

[intovertedblackblogger-deactiva]

Spooky and the Boys!

[atlasir]

Totally reblogged this cuz that solo deserved it

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

life is like a giant mushroom 

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

Explain

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[stevienick]

me asking my brain for serotonin

[valtsv]

my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits

[juzt-peachy]

ADHD brain be like:

[battledeer]

[ripe]

[hangtimemillionaire]

unrestrained summer fun

[those-arent-poppies]

[janmen-portfolio]

Fall of Icarus/Hubris of Man

2019, colorised

(And reference)

[janmen-portfolio]

people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas.

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i would survive a horror movie

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

the murderer shows up to my house and im just like sir your vibes are disgusting

[shittymoviedetails]

In the Little Mermaid (1991), Ariel meets an African mermaid from the Ivory Coast. This is because mermaids are fictional and can be black.

[retrogamingblog]

[geekandmisandry]

😘

[theweddingofthefoxes]

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[veerletakino]

[dopeybeauty]

me: wow i feel great lately!!!! everything Is Working Out

my anxiety:

[dopeybeauty]

me, 47 seconds after getting my anxiety calms: okay..!! that was Horrible…. but its passed. now i can focus on being happy and healthy, I feel motivated and ready to live My best life. I Can Handle Anything

my depression, 48 seconds after my anxiety calms:

[dopeybeauty]

me, 76 hours into my manic episode: please…. BRAIN….. i beg of u. ..gib me The SERATONIN… d o p a m i n e……….. Please Give To Me

my brain:

[exidtual]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING