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Vote for progressives. #DSA #ZohranMamdani
Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.
Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew
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I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.
This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.
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Zelda, Breath of the Wild. It’s pretty, I can do all sorts of fun stuff, I can largely avoid dying.
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Vet tech: You see the secret to taming a spicy baby is just not be afraid of them. You just-- You can't fear them. Show no fear. Show no fear. And everything will be okay. You just-- you can't-- you gotta... You gotta show 'em loves, you can't be afraid of them. No jump scares here!
Hello baby. Nice to meet you. His name is John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmidt. He's a very spicy baby. But he was much spicer! He has come down a few spice levels. I can now hold him. I also had to shave him because he was covered in mats, and pine needles.
Anyways! Super spicy baby. You sweet boy. See, he's just a sweet handsome man. No fear.
[consistent hissing and spits from kitten throughout video]
@kingscrown666 when i hear 'spicy kitty,' this is what i see
this has gotta be the most perfectly shot and paced house tour I've ever seen
Yall are so wrong here. I love this house for the 1970s time capsule it is. The wallpaper is in fantastic condition. The stone is so weird, the bathroom furniture is in great shape and has a lot of character. Keep all that. It’s what makes that house unique. If they turn that into a beige shiplap nightmare I’m going to start a fight.
The toilet seat is the wrong shape—it needs to be an oval and it’ll actually fit
Get rid of the carpet in the bathroom and do some colored tile in there. The room has a lot of pink so I’d do a complimentary color (blue or green).
I love shag carpeting but it is impossible to clean, so I’d rip it out and do a parquet floor to mimic the plaid carpet, then do some shag rugs on top of it in the rooms where it makes sense.
people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently
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Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book. It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.
there’s a timeskip
THERE’S A TIMESKIP
THERE’S A TIMESKIP
THERE’S A TIMESKIP
after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!
IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH
AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because
THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING
AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA
BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM
HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -
IT DIDN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY IN LORD OF THE FLIES EITHER YOU JUST HAVEN’T READ IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IF EVER AND DON’T REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK
#tbf the dude wrote it to be a dick
yes. yes he did. i’m also gonna direct you to the real life ‘lord of the flies’ which occured in the 1960s, when six tongan schoolboys got stranded on a desert island for over a year before being rescued by an australian fisherman (who, it should be noted, later took on all six as crewmembers because the reason they were out in the first place was because they wanted to see the world, and named his ship the Ata after the island they were stranded on). nobody died. the only injuries that occurred were accidental, and when one of the boys broke his leg falling down a cliff, the others braced it and looked after him so well that it healed perfectly. if they argued, then they would literally go to opposite sides of the island until they’d cooled off. after leaving the island, they remained friends for the rest of their lives. here’s a photo of them as adults, with their rescuer (who is third from the left) and other members of his crew.
i read about this in rutger bregman’s human kind, a book i cannot recommend highly enough, but if you don’t want to go and read a whole book about the inherent goodness of humanity (which again, you really should) then the relevant excerpt can be found here.
Hey @phillipfancypants I am intrigued, go ahead and lay out your argument
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Okay so basically this all started in 10th grade when my English teacher (idk if this context is needed but she grew up in Yugoslavia in the ‘80s before moving to the US as a teen and she has a VERY thick accent. She’s about 6’4” and has huge black hair that sticks out all around her head. She’s the human embodiment of a corvid bird. Truly such a fascinating person) anyway she was talking about Lord of the Flies in class and mentioned that a few years ago some students of hers tried to convince her that the book couldn’t have taken place during WWII and that she didn’t believe them because “there have been no atomic bombs except during World War Two” and an atomic bomb is referenced as the inciting factor for why the boys were flying over a deserted island in the first place.
But the thing is, if you actually look at all the throwaway historical context details in the book, there is no logical way that it could have taken place in WWII. I realized that all clues point towards an alternate timeline where the Cold War turned hot. About halfway through the book I started bookmarking any scrap of information related the time period and it was getting to the point where each chapter took me twice as long to read because I would continually need to check various articles and Wikipedia pages to cross reference.
Eventually, I ended up writing a 5 -page paper picking the book apart for details which you can read here but I’ll also give you the individual points (a mixture of historical details and borderline headcanon):
Early on in the book, the boys mention that there are probably maps in “the Queen’s library” that show where they are—this was one of the first things that stuck out to me, as Elizabeth II didn’t become Queen until 1952, and WWII ended in 1945
Ralph mentions watching something on television at home. His dad, although a naval officer, would almost certainly not be able to afford a TV in 1945, BUT televisions were already popularized around the time of Lizzy 2’s coronation (or at the very earliest the 1948 London Olympics) and it’s believable that Ralph could have had one at home. There’s also some mentions around space travel/putting a man on Mars that would make more sense during the Cold War
I found Piggy’s character to be very interesting. For one thing, he’s introduced as being fat due to his Aunt owning a candy store (his parents are both dead). If you know anything about the sugar ration during WWII, you’d know that candy stores would have been non-operational and Piggy would probably not have had access to an excess of sweets.
Continuing with Piggy, I’d place his distinctive accent as either London Cockney or London Estuary. If Piggy was from London, he would have been evacuated to the British countryside via train (the same evacuations in which the Pevensies stay with their uncle in Narnia) long before the dropping of the atomic bombs. Here’s where the headcanon comes in: I’d be willing to bet that Piggy was evacuated to the countryside as a baby during WWII and both his parents were among the 27,000 killed in the London Blitz, hence why he now lives with his aunt. By assuming the years leading up to the book are peacetime instead of wartime, there’s no issue around the candy store.
And finally, the most compelling argument imo…WHY WOULD BRITISH BOYS BE EVACUATED AFTER VE DAY??? In the book, it’s very clear that the LOTF boys are being evacuated from their boarding school after an atomic bomb was dropped. Victory in Europe was May 8th, 1945. The bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in early August. In what world would British boys be evacuated by a plane traveling over tropical airspace (historically child evacuations in the UK were domestic and carried out by train) to protect them from a bomb dropped in Japan four months after the end of the war in Europe?? The only plausible explanation would be that the USSR dropped a bomb on an Allied power and the boys are being evacuated from Briton all together to avoid nuclear fallout and/or future bombings.
Final note, at one point the boys consider building a new plane and decide against the idea because they “might get shot down by the Reds” even though the soviets were literally allies with Britain during WWII. Do you know when they most certainly weren’t allies? The Cold War.
Anyway, I end up giving her this essay which she reads and then promptly says “these are all very interesting points, but there was STILL no nuclear bomb besides the ones dropped on Japan in World War 2” and I’m like “Yes!! I know this!! And I’m saying it’s an alternate future!!” But she never really seemed to understand what I was saying.
Anyway a few weeks ago I was at my job (I’ve been working IT some summers at my high school after I graduated) and I ran into her and she says “I was going through my desk and I found that essay you wrote on LOTF! I read it again and it was a really good argument piece, especially for a 10th grader.”
So of course I ask her “oh really? Well, were you finally convinced?”
And she basically says “it was good…but no :) <3”
And I have simply not known peace since.
Admittedly that’s kind of butthole of your teacher to see a student going above and beyond to make a new point and just blow a raspberry about it. Like admittedly I had to write a whole paper junior year about how the Natural is head over heart when it is PATENTLY THE OPPOSITE but still. I had not considered it being WWIII but this is some pretty damn compelling evidence.
Also Humankind: a Hopeful History is an incredible book, both debunking individual instances of ‘people bad’ (the death of Kitty Genovese, the Stanford Prison ‘experiment’) and the entire concept (bruh we would not have made it this far as a species if we really were so horrible).
We need to coin a term for this movement of books, films, etc that market themselves as being wildly salacious and horny, but ultimately the apex of their erotic sensibility isn't any worse than something you'd see in an HBO show from 2003 and/or do so while having the horniness mostly be contained within the tone and style of twee fanfiction where all the sex is called "spice." Like stuff that frames itself as being the sexiest thing since sex, completely transgressive and radical in its expression of it, while also presenting all its horny material to you while holding your hand and giving you a glass of warm milk.
I’m a little stuck here, if I’m being honest.
1) the infantilization of words (seggs, spice) of fiction, of media, is objectively bad, is an indicator of our slide towards fascism, is infuriating to witness.
2) mainstream media has never been for deviants and I feel like anyone who thinks otherwise either doesn’t actually watch mainstream media or is remembering a different timeline than our current one. Have there been outlier movies with unsimulated sex acts? Sure. Have there been movies with fetish content? Sure. Salo came out in the 70s, John Waters has been making stuff for weirdos for 40 years, Shortbus was 20 years ago. None of those are mainstream. TV has never been for deviants. HBO et al have been showing soft core since their inception, both in late night content and in the half-hearted sex scenes they sprinkle through scripted shows. So:
3) a show critics rave as the horniest sex show ever sexed hornily are comparing it to Games of Thrones or Westworld (which are like 40% rape by volume) not like. Actual porn. I saw one comment where somebody complained that Bridgerton didn’t show bush as though literally any American-made mainstream television show would??? Outside of cable/streaming, only a handful of shows have ever showed a damn buttcrack. Cable/streaming just added nipples to that ceiling.
If you are expecting to see full nudity, full sex acts, and/or anything outside of heterosexual penetrative penis-goes-inside-the-woman coupling, NETFLIX is never going to be your guy. So seeing two half-dressed people pretend to hump on a desk is what you’re going to get.
So a little bit, I’m stuck here. Do we need hornier weirder shit in the world? Yes, absolutely. Will those books and movies ever be huge mainstream successes? Oh my god no. I think if we recognize actual porn (whether written erotica or movies) as one category and romance with sex scenes as another we can at least be a little more honest with ourselves what each of these is good for.
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
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sorry i’m reblogging this again but this just makes me so fucking angry. this reminds me of those dudes running game of thrones who had virtually no experience and were allowed to just. treat a multimillion dollar franchise as their little fuck-around-and-learn-about-tv sandbox. why are white men with no credentials allowed to get away with this over and over again while the rest of us have to fight tooth and nail for literal crumbs. i fucking hate the entertainment industry
tfw you realize you put more thought into your self indulgent fanfic in middle school than someone in charge of a multimillion dollar franchise that employs thousands of people and is watched by millions.
I’m almost impressed by the audacity to flat out admit in an interview ‘I’m a big idiot who has no idea what they’re doing’
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"at least venezuela lost a dictator" "the good thing about trump's invasion" "maduro deserved it" oh my god some of you are dangerously susceptible to fascist propaganda.
unfriendly and honestly hostile reminder that trump isn't invading venezuela because maduro is a dictator, or because of drug cartels. he's doing it only and exclusively because they have desirable oil reserves and no other reason. reminder that venezuela is a comparatively poor country that will never financially recover from this. reminder that venezuelans are suffering with the bombing and the air strikes. reminder that trump did it to steal from them and no one did anything. reminder that this sets a dangerous precedent and now all trump has to do to invade another country is claim they're in a dictatorship. reminder that trump is a fascist dictator.
this will only be bad, for venezuelans and for all of latin america (and possibly the whole world) in the long run. trump did this not to help the venezuelans or their country, but to steal their petrol and get away with it. and he will. because that's what dictators do.
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I did also watch the Pitt through 2.5 times but that isn’t a movie so 🤷♀️
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