Did You Think I Was Kidding?

((WIP indie YCP Kirindave (and the occasional Vampire!Dave) RP/ask blog))

[naughtbutimmortal-deactivated20]

((It’s me, motherfuckers.

In all reality though, I’m stuck in a tornado drill or something, so it’s dark af, hence these cool shots!

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

((Psst. To all those who aren't aware.

It's me.

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

"Kirin! What the hell did you do this time?"

“Oh, hey Strife! I was just testing some new commands I managed to find in an old book or something…and uh…things got out of hand preeeetty quickly.”

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

"Kirin... You... you bit me." Will breathed, clamping his hand over the pair of puncture wounds in the side of his neck ((Vampire!Dave?))

Dave stumbled back, his head spinning. He could still feel his lips wet, with the most...delicious liquid...but...oh no. No no no no no no. Not Will..."Will! I...I'm sorry. I couldn't control myself...I shouldn't...I need to go."

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

"I swear if you even try to put those fangs anywhere near my neck, I will slap you so hard you /will/ see stars."

Dave chuckled nervously. “I-it was just a joke, Sir Lying…really…I mean, I wouldn’t dare attack a noble such as yourself…even if you’re so…full of blood…”

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

Dave stepped back, trying his hardest to resist the urge to bite Lying. He looked away from the other’s neck, and rubbed the back of his own, feeling the marks he still had. “Yeah, sorry about that…I’m just kinda not used to being a vampire. It’s pretty hard to resist at times…”

Realizing Lying’s annoyance at his choice of words, he gulped, trying to remember what to do. “Uh, oh. I’m sorry, your highness. I wasn’t aware of your position.”

[veneficam-covina]

“You sure as hell knew my position.” Lying brushed down the front of his dress, smoothing out not existent wrinkles. “Oh stop looking panicked, its pathetic- here…” The smaller vampire huffed and held up his wrist as an offer. “Feed now so you wont bother me later at the court. I cant have you passing out mid court meeting in front of all the other nobles.”

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

Dave sighed sadly, looking down at the other. "Oh, uh, yeah, I just...I kinda forgot..." He stumbled, hoping to get off with as little punishment or backlash as possible. Even though he was bigger, and apparently stronger at first than Lying, he was very inexperienced, and had little to no control or awareness of his power.

Gulping as Lying's wrist was thrust in front of their face, they began to take a bite, slowly and unsure at first, but once the blood hit his tongue, he began to drink more. It was just as great, if not more than he remembered. He would've been content to just stay there, and continue to drink, but Lying's venomous gaze kept him from doing so. Looking back, he rubbed the back of his neck in nervousness. "Uh, yeah, right. Where to now?"

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

((Oh gosh I've just recently been so busy, I haven't had a whole bunch of time on this blog! But I promise I'm not ignoring any of you, and I'll get to any and all replies and asks as soon as I can! :3))

[egocentrictrickster]

Hey Ridge! I see nothing's burned down and there aren't any.../noticeable/ craters anywhere. How've you been while I was gone?

Oh you were gone I hadn’t noticed, though Suppose I should have realized things were peaceful around here. I’ve been good otherwise though.

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

Oh come on, Ridge. We were totally...friends? Right? Maybe? We were kinda friendly... And I don't cause that much chaos. After all, wasn't it you and Bebop who had a problem with red matter?

[veneficam-covina]

Hello, Lying. I trust you've been well while I was away?

“I’m not sure if you are being sincere or just making a crummy pun. To snswer you question, yes I have been faring quite well.” Lying replied monotonous, checking his red painted nauls to act as if uninterested. “I hardly realized you were gone.”

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

Dave chuckled, not fully aware of the pun he had made until Lying pointed it out. Smiling slightly, an idea came to his mind and he continued to talk. "Well, that depends on how you want to see it. But if you're well, stuck in your well, I guess things can't be that bad, can they?"

Grinning at his own world play, his grin was replaced by a playful frown as Lying showed his supposed disdain. "Oh, come on, Lying. I would've hoped you'd have missed me at least a bit..."

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

"I swear if you even try to put those fangs anywhere near my neck, I will slap you so hard you /will/ see stars."

Dave chuckled nervously. “I-it was just a joke, Sir Lying…really…I mean, I wouldn’t dare attack a noble such as yourself…even if you’re so…full of blood…”

[veneficam-covina]

“That’s because I just fed, you oaf. If you want to feed, you must convince me as to why I should bother giving you my time and newly consumed blood.” Lying snapped, rolling their eyes in annoyance. He leaned up towards Kirin and narrowed his eyes. “-its your highness.”

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

Dave stepped back, trying his hardest to resist the urge to bite Lying. He looked away from the other's neck, and rubbed the back of his own, feeling the marks he still had. "Yeah, sorry about that...I'm just kinda not used to being a vampire. It's pretty hard to resist at times..."

Realizing Lying's annoyance at his choice of words, he gulped, trying to remember what to do. "Uh, oh. I'm sorry, your highness. I wasn't aware of your position."

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

"I swear if you even try to put those fangs anywhere near my neck, I will slap you so hard you /will/ see stars."

Dave chuckled nervously. “I-it was just a joke, Sir Lying…really…I mean, I wouldn’t dare attack a noble such as yourself…even if you’re so…full of blood…”

[cerebrobullet]

gently touches dave’s new series

….. yes

[rpstartersanskboxfillers]

My muse says, "Relax, it's just a small cut." Put your muse's reaction in my ask box.

[blueeyedspaceman]

Well, you could just get a lightning machine or something like that and zap them out of the sky...

Possibly, yeah. I’ll take it into consideration!

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

I mean, really Xephos? All this science and stuff, but you still have a pest problem? That's kinda sad actually...but anyways, trust me. Lightning's a great solution to everything!

[bumbleboa]

I am blaming sassytail for this. He showed me Dave’s new skin and didn’t stop me when I went “this is is a velvetty pseudo-victorian vampire dream of fashion”.

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

((Oh gosh.

I promise I'll get to the rest of the follower greetings soon, I've just gotten kinda busy, and then the announcement of KD and Lying's new series came along. Welp.))

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

evilsjin Oh, Sjin! How've you been, I haven't really seen you in a while. Chaosville's not exactly a thing anymore, or at least...I don't think it is. I haven't checked. But enough about that, how've you been?

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

((Follower greeting for astiffscalpel!))

Ah, another Lalna! It’s always good to see a bunch of you running around…although, those red eyes can’t be healthy.

I can always help you get rid of them. :)

[blueeyedspaceman]

thundermakestheloudestsound replied to your post: anonymous asked:+do you really tr…

I’m hurt, Xephos! I thought you might at least get to know me first.

… Kirin.

Well, to be fair, I’ve only ever had bad experiences with you. A lot of bad jokes about lightning conductors - and I would consider those fairly positive compared to some of the other crap that happened between me and.. You. Or versions of you, I suppose.

You found me awfully quickly, though. How are you?

[thundermakestheloudestsound]

...Xephos!

Oh, other versions of me? That doesn't sound exactly pleasant. Although the lightning conductor jokes are funny, once you are one...but that's another me! I'm sure I can be better. Maybe.

I've been fine, actually! You're not very hard to find, what with everyone worrying and talking about you...