An English man does not travel to see Englishmen

Brooklyn, Atlanta, Houston to New Orleans

[comparingmeerkats]

my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.

LGBTQ people: Trump is.

Black people: Trump is.

Undocumented immigrants: Trump.

Muslims: It’s Trump.

Women: Trump duh.

White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…

[itsnotjustpms]

[lord-kitschener]

[the-enchanting-mermaid]

Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.

Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

[winterwombat]

Miniature bunnies with iridescent ears. Happiness, embodied as a tiny ball of fluff and cute.

[infiniteglitterfall]

if you are stressed out about the world try these

[brainstatic]

[theatomicboom-deactivated202112]

rhymeswithmonth:

brainstatic:

A leaked Clinton email that probably won’t get a ton of press.

Didn’t want to reblog this without a link to the source.

[chrishemswortharchive]

chris just called himself out on cultural appropriation 👏

[jason-todds]

when will your fave ever

[90s-outfits]

[minjiminjiminji]

XKCD’s excellent presentation on historical global temperature and anthropogenic global warming. 

[After setting your car on fire] “Listen, your car’s temperature has changed before.”

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

[theflanderspigeonmurderer]

[barkjunhee]

Russell proving that British Accents aren’t sexy

[feeling-a-little-hysterekal]

The fucking cockney

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

When I went to get a flu shot, Jill Stein burst into the room and slapped the needle out of the doctor’s hand

[idratherdiethanbewithyou96]

Wow you’re really ignorant

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

I’m just honestly reporting on my own experience in which presidential candidate Dr. Jill Stein went out of her way to make sure I caught the flu, she looked me right in the eyes as she did it and then disappeared into a mysterious fog

[idratherdiethanbewithyou96]

Sounds legit, I’m going to assume you’re not looking for a serious conversation on what Jill Stein has to offer. She’s not anti-vax at all, which is what I’m assuming led you to write this shitpost.

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

My Post Is Good And I Am Very Brave For Writing It

[idratherdiethanbewithyou96]

Brave no? Spreading false information about a candidate who is actually great. Yeah

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

Dr. Jill Stein climbs into my apartment every night through a third floor window and pours a glass of water from my Brita filter without refilling it

[heidiblairmontag]

[bookishly-badass-deactivated201]

If you’re reblogging it because you respect it, cool. If not, here’s why you should: Britney Spears was a child star who was rocketed into extreme celebrity at a young age. It isn’t all to shocking to hear that she didn’t have a ton of time to learn math, because if you were like fifteen and all your time was spent in photo shoots and on press tours you probably wouldn’t find a ton of time for homework, either. She’s been to hell and back through the media, and now she’s just trying to be a good mother. I absolutely respect the fact that she’s becoming more educated to help her sons, because that’s a devoted parent. There are parents out there who don’t care at all and would let their kid struggle alone, and it’s heartwarming to hear about parents who try their best not to let that happen. Leave her be.

[resting-meme-face]

This is amazing :3.

[blackcvrds]

you: panic! at the disco

me, an intellectual: feelings of discomfort and anxiety! whilst attending the discotheque 

[natasharas-blog]

[baawri]

[stolentweets]