Thus Spake The Me

I AM ME. Quirky, eccentric, and any other synonym for "weird as hell" you can come up with, but I own it and love it. Buffy the Vampire Slayer enthusiast, book lover, connoisseur of sarcasm, and also I have an entourage of pet snakes. They're cooler than your cat.

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Oh hey, I exist. Have a Western hognose.

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why is that snake rainbow did you poor gasoline on it that is animal abuse you pyschotic bitch

Jesus Christ, man.

https://reptimes.com/brazilian-rainbow-boas/

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why snakes? aren't you scared they could bite and kill you?

Because I like them, along with all other animals. I’m just allergic to the ones with fur.

Anything with a mouth and teeth can bite. And a chihuahua could do more damage to a person than any of my snakes ever could.

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What kind of snake is Lily and why is she all rainbow? It's so cool

She’s a Brazilian rainbow boa! :) They get their iridescence from having tiny ridges on their scales that refract light like prisms, giving off all those pretty colors.

[william-snekspeare]

Now seems like as good a time as any to play the sims for too long

[thus-spake-the-pancake]

Any time is a good time to play the Sims for too long.

[wordsaretimeless]

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Aldous Huxley, Complete Essays 2, 1926-29 (via wordsaretimeless)

[marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer]

btvs rewatch ✞ 4x04 Fear Itself  

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This is totally me a week or so out of every month. You do what you can with what you’ve got.

[snoodlysneks]

Thppppt

[marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer]

btvs rewatch ✞ 4x11 Doomed  

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So I just saw the 1992 Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie...

But seriously, Pee-wee Herman gone all evil vampire was the highlight. Also Buffy’s expression there.

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Lily looking pretty <3

[carrionbeast]

netflix is using a widescreen version of malcom in the middle that was never supposed to air.

[twentymuleteamborax]

s/o to dewey’s stand in

[solesurvivorjessica]

“Even snakes feel pretty.”

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Welcome to Minnesota, home of THIS for the next four months or so.

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My New Year’s Eve consisted of gummy bears and continuing my BTVS rewatch. I’m just that badass. Oh yeah.

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Do u think/believe Kaiba's a sociopath? At least, in the English version?

Not at all. He’s an angry, maladjusted, selfish guy who could definitely benefit from therapy and medication, but definitely not a sociopath.

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Today’s mood: ಠ_ಠ