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And just like that SHAZAM I’m gone again

send one for my muse’s reaction

⸗ friends can kiss, you know… ⸗ close your eyes for a second, okay? ⸗ i’m tired of just being friends. ⸗ when will you take my feelings for you seriously? ⸗ sorry, i shouldn’t have said anything. ⸗ no thanks, i’m not interested in them. ⸗ i like someone else… ⸗ do you, uh, have a crush on anybody…? ⸗ please tell me you don’t seriously like them. ⸗ do you want to get a pet together? we could be, like, parents. ⸗ wait, there’s something on your mouth. oh, it’s me. ⸗ are we friends or not? ⸗ i think i’m falling in love with you. ⸗ don’t just leave me like this, please! ⸗ can we go somewhere more…private? ⸗ so, your place or mine? ⸗ let’s get a drink; just like old times. ⸗ how about moving in together? it’ll be fun! ⸗ i don’t like them, i like you! ⸗ wanna go to a strip club? ⸗ stop being a dick and trust me. ⸗ how can you be so cruel? ⸗ stop, you’re hurting me! ⸗ why are you doing this? i thought we were friends… ⸗ i was in love with you! ⸗ do you wanna dance? ⸗ i’ve been nothing but nice to you, dickweed. ⸗ i’m better than that, i swear. ⸗ just give me a second chance… or three. maybe four. ⸗ stop being hot. you’re making it hard to hate you. ⸗ i want to kiss you so hard right now. ⸗ nut up or shut up.

#meme

cyristal-art

I just wanted to see them all curled up sleeping around a fire. :3

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#[;;𝓣𝓱𝒆 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓷 𝓒𝓻𝒆𝔀;;]#[;;𝓣𝓱𝒆 ℬ𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰; 𝓨𝓸𝓾;;]#[;;𝓣𝓱𝒆 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓶𝓪𝓷; ℛ𝓱𝔂𝓼;;]#[;;𝓣𝓱𝒆 𝓒𝓸𝓷 𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓽; ℱ𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪;;]#[;;𝓣𝓱𝒆 𝓚𝓲𝓭 𝓢𝓲𝓼𝓽𝒆𝓻; 𝓢𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓪;;]

“Seriously, where is everyone?”

#ic #[;;𝓣𝓱𝒆 ℬ𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰; 𝓨𝓸𝓾;;]#I'm here for a lil bit

Oh yeah no I remember why I’ve took a break from this fandom, it’s just full of drama :S

#[;;𝓞𝓾𝓽 𝓞𝒇 𝓘𝓭𝒆𝓪𝓼;;]#[;;𝓞𝓬𝓬;;]#I'm heading back to my snotlout blogs #sorry guys

snake-oiled-chief

thxbanditman started following you

“Sup mini dork.” Sasha chuckled softly and winked at him.

thxbanditman-blog

“Hey Sasha, also for your information I’m not a dork I’m just a technology enthusiast and I’m also an average height thank-you very much.” He folds his arms trying to look proud of himself but it wasn’t fooling anyone, he really was a mini dork.

#badgirlsasha #ic #ello!!

Send One for my Muses Reaction

"I love you."

"I hate you."

"Worst date of my life."

"How do you feel about polyamory?"

"So... I stabbed him."

"I might have killed him."

"Wanna go on a date?"

"Alcohol is not my friend."

"Can I marry whiskey?"

"I'm a drunken one-night stand type of girl."

"Will you marry me?"

"I'd rather marry the cactus."

"Wanna have the sex?"

"I killed my pet rock."

"Call me Satan."

"Why are bar fights frowned upon?"

"Why study when you can drink?"

"I have the power of a thousand unicorns."

"Werewolves are hot."

"I may or may not have binged Teen Wolf."

"I have the mutant ability to watch two weeks worth of episodes in two days."

"Sleep is for those who haven't spiraled into a life of chaos."

"I'm fluent in geek."

"Next person to tell me a cheesy pick up line gets slapped."

"That sweater has more sex appeal than you."

"Punch me."

"Netflix and chill?"

"I'm too adorable to slap."

"Just hit me."

"I never say no to drugs."

"You caught me, I'm a drug dealer."

"I think I married the vodka."

"My girly-ass drink has five times the alcohol than your wheat tea."

"So many fuckboys."

"Are you a serial killer?"

"I've killed more people than I can count."

"Brainwashing is fun."

"All I want is a kitten and vodka."

"Kiss me."

"You have nice skin, I can't wait to try it on."

"Stop yelling at me."

"Why do you have marshmallow flavored vodka?"

"I'm only drunk 99.9999999999999% percent of the time."

"He's only slightly dead."

"Don't judge my music."

"I don't like your pants. Take them off."

"We might have to huddle for warmth."

"Turns out, our parents/family/whatever arranged for us to get married."

"Satanism isn't all that bad."

"I'm a pagan, suck it up and move on."

"Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it."

"I' trying to flirt."

"I'm kinda drunk."

"____ stole my vodka."

"Call me Batman."

"Be the Batman to my Joker?"

"I'm trying to tell you I want to have a homoerotic relationship with you."

"I will go done with this ship."

"Makeout session?"

#meme

harpaax

obviously saved the best till last

#[;;𝓣𝓱𝒆 ℬ𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰; 𝓨𝓸𝓾;;]

shadow-magnet

Cool moves, Rhys. Cool moves.

snake-oiled-chief

“What the actual hell Rhys…”

rhyscompxnyman-blog

“I’m not that good .. With words and emotions ..”

#[;;𝓣𝓱𝒆 ℬ𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰; 𝓨𝓸𝓾;;]#[;;𝓣𝓱𝒆 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓶𝓪𝓷; ℛ𝓱𝔂𝓼;;]

[HELLO FRIENDS]

#[;;𝓞𝓾𝓽 𝓞𝒇 𝓘𝓭𝒆𝓪𝓼;;]#[;;𝓞𝓬𝓬;;]

thxarrogantrider-blog

Snotlout Jorgenson Independent - Selective - Rules - Ask - promo credit.

#promo #rp promo #heading over to snotlout again #catch you nerds on the flipside #[;;𝓞𝓾𝓽 𝓞𝒇 𝓘𝓭𝒆𝓪𝓼;;]#[;;𝓞𝓬𝓬;;]

atlcsfalls-deactivated20201113

bold what applies to your muse: flaws edition !

feel free to add more.

#[;;𝓣𝓱𝒆 ℳ𝓪𝓷 ℬ𝒆𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓣𝓱𝒆 ℳ𝓸𝓷𝒆𝔂; 𝓐𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓥𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓷;;]

loki-god-of-menace

Put a “Tell me" in my ask and my character will answer…

xscissortwine-deactivated201909

If you snuck into my room I would:

[ ] Go back to sleep [ ] Kick you out [ ] Cuddle with you [ ] Be like “How in the world?” [ ] Let you sleep on the floor [ ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[ ] Kiss or hug you back [ ] Smile and laugh [ ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable [ ] Push you away [ ] Be shocked [ ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[ ] No [ ] Yes [ ] Most certainly not. [ ] Without hesitation.

You are:

[ ] Cute [ ] Adorable [ ] Attractive [ ] Beautiful [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly [ ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[ ] Stranger [ ] Acquaintance [ ] Ally [ ] Friend [ ] Love [ ] Rival [ ] Enemy

I find you to be:

[ ] Pathetic [ ] Of no consequence [ ] Intriguing [ ] Frightening [ ] Unsettling [ ] Annoying [ ] Infuriating [ ] Pleasant company [ ] Comforting [ ] Unable to be lived without [ ] Trustworthy

(- Based of askboxmemes’s post.)

#meme #I'm here for a little while sooo...