Bloody Jade Makara

Your name is Gamzee Makara, and you'd like a Bloody Mary with your ratatouille; hold the Mary. 9 / ♂ / ♑ / France M!As ; Status: -- [[ Dependent Jade Gamzee roleplay blog for chromaticassassin's bloodswap timeline ]] Trollian: thyesteanCataclasm

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i fucked up

Oh, God.

You two didn't split though, right? (I'm asking because I'm concerned for both of you)

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chromaticassassin replied to your post: Eridan, did you say what I think you s...

I DONT EVVEN MOTERFUCKIN KNOW WHY

Dude, if Aradia finds out, I... I'm not even sure how she'll react.

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Eridan, did you say what I think you said.

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nope

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DAMMIT, ERIDAN, I WAS ALMOST ARRESTED, GIVE ME A BREAK. a's rhyjrnjkea5n'lk trh\

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chromaticassassin replied to your post “I SWEAR, OFFICER, I MAY HAVE BIT HIM A COUPLE TIMES, BUT HE WAS...”

and yet you yell at ara for that shit

SHOOSH.

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I SWEAR, OFFICER, I MAY HAVE BIT HIM A COUPLE TIMES, BUT HE WAS ABUSING THAT WOMAN AND I WANTED TO PROTECT HER.

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A devilish grin creeps up onto your lips as you grab your whip in a flash.

"Wow, that was almost too easy!"

You sit up and wrap the whip around the jadeblood’s neck, applying force to keep from from fighting back. 

"You know, Gamzee, decapitation can kill a rainbow drinker~!" You start laughing as you stand up, tightening the whip around his neck. 

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You choke out a sickening sound as you feel thorns digging into your neck and Aradia's whip tighten around your neck, beginning to crush your wind pipe.

She had gone completely mad, and now she was going to kill you by taking your head off with her whip. 

You stare at her with a pleading look in your eyes. You can't remember a time where you've been scared of her, but now, you were downright terrified. "Gh- A-- ghk --radi...a..." 

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"G-Gamzee… I didn’t mean to…" 

You pull on your best scared expression as you stare up at your friend with wide eyes. Of course, he had to do this. At least he hadn’t contacted Eridan. You could only handle one person taller than you, not two. 

"P-please…"

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Guilt smacks into you, making you feel sick. "Shit, I-..." Trembling, you let go of her arms and get off of her.

"Aradia, I'm so sorry, I swear, I thought..!" You don't know how to continue. 

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You grin wider when he walks up to you. What a fool! 

"Me? I’m great! Not sure about you, though!" 

You don’t give him time to react because after you spoke, you socked him in the mouth. You’re sure to have enough time to grab your whip and untie it now, with him having to reel back and deal with the shock.

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Whoa, what the fuck!? Stumbling back, a hand goes to your nose and you feel the warm substance known as blood drip onto your palm and fingers. 

"Aradia, what the FUCK?!" You see she's trying to grab her whip, something you shouldn't let happen. Ignoring your possibly broken nose, you charge forward and knock the small girl down. You press her arms against the ground to hold her down and make sure she couldn't wield her weapon.

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You were already stepping onto the transportalizer, being in Gamzee’s hive in a flash. You had your trusty rose-thorn whip at your side and a fake innocent smile on your face. 

"g4mzeeeee!"

Grinning now, you leave his transport room and find him sitting in front of his husktop, leaning his chair back. 

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You freeze for a moment, hearing her.  You didn't like the feeling that hung in the air when she stepped into the room. Hesitantly, you stand up from your chair and turn to face her. She... looked the same? No sign of craziness...

"Hey, dear. How are you?" Keeping your guard up, you take a few steps towards Aradia so that you were standing in front of her. The girl had her dangerous and favorite weapon of choice, but she almost always had that, so maybe it'll be alright...

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Your stomach twists into a knot. She wasn't being serious, was she? Aradia wouldn't kill someone unless forced to, but you're sure no one would force her to do such a thing if they could do it easily on their own. Maybe this was just a game and she was coming over to finish her prank. 

Yeah, yeah, that's what she's doing...

Still tense, you lean back in your chair, awaiting the possible arrival of the candy-redblood. 

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uuuuuhh

ara and i

are

together now

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That's great! Wait, redrom or blackrom?

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thyesteancataclasm replied to your post:…motherfuck

???

i

uh

things happened

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:?

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I got it on film :)

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ARADIA, DON'T GIVE ME THAT FACE, YOU'RE NOT STRANGLING ANY DICKISH FISH.

ALSO, ERIDAN, DON'T ENCOURAGE HER.

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aradIA WE DON'T STRANGLE PEOPLE WITH WHIPS.

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chromaticassassin replied to your post “I swear, people treat me like I’m a damn light bulb. Next person to do...”

paps the moirail // only do it if they deservve it

They all deserve it...