Snails Are Cool...

[el3gy]

I like spending time w people who visibly enjoy spending time w me too

[cumdumpstiel]

honestly bears are how humans should be. bears are an improvement on the human blueprint. they can get up on their back legs like a man.... but they also walk on four legs so they don't get cocky and forget where they came from (the earth). big and hairy and silly. can kill with a single swipe of the paw

[shittywizardplush]

sleep long time

[cumdumpstiel]

sleep long time.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[amroyounes]

Capitalism at its best.  Some role models we should all consider.  I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!

[caramelmacchiatoshawty]

I just need to work for them tbh 

[kvngkoala]

And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️

[jynersosgf-blog]

they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit

[heydocverdant]

Ben and Jerry have also been arrested for peaceful protest at least one time, so we know they’re the coolest

[inevitable-anna]

Support Ben and Jerry’s!

[emberkyrlee]

Because of Ben, their ice cream is also specifically made to be appealing to people with anosmia. Due to having no sense of smell, things taste different. (In his case, he barely tastes anything ever. I miss out on a whooole lot of flavors but can still taste a decent amount.)

Sometimes many ice cream flavors are just incredibly bland for us (Especially vanilla, which we almost certainly can’t taste at all, ever.) So Ben is the reason for all the wacky flavors, since texture is a huge component for our enjoyment of food.

[ziyal]

I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

[gremlinkisser]

holy shit?

[happyendingsong]

youtube link for international viewers

[penguinated]

According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, he’s a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him.  

[0kkvlt]

I don’t give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didn’t here, I’m just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Again™

[iwt-v]

Betty White and a bear stop what you’re doing and reblog

Betty White: First Lady of Television (Netflix)

[catchymemes]

[wizardnaturalist]

When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds

[insomniac-arrest]

what is it about fungi that’s so mythical and freaky and set in humanities heads as “fable and Other Folk” fodder

the lore

the vibes

the spooky feeling in the Ghosts and Aliens Section of my brain that goes off

like, look at this and tell me that magic isn’t real and doesn’t want to strip us bare and use our souls as bartering chips in cosmic games of poker

[insomniac-arrest]

mushrooms are an ancient force of growth and decay, life and rot, collapse and creation; they have been here long before us and will remain long after we’re gone- devouring that which kills us and creating that which forgets us.

it is best you tread carefully.

[hyperactivehedgehog]

I’m studying biotech and every time someone brings up mushrooms our current professor will look either extremely exited or pained and go “listen.. mushrooms are neither plants nor animals nor something in between. They elude all attempts to categorize them. We do not know what they are. Some are immortal. Some produce live saving substances. Some are so closely related to humans that eating them may cause an allergic reaction against your own body. I cannot teach you about the mushrooms”

[frayedcobweb]

Oh to be a biotech professor and wax lyrical about the eldritch immortal mushroom.

[otteryuri]

@lumyri

[bonediggercharleston]

the largest living being is a giant network of mushroom hyphae somewhere deep in Oregon’s blue mountains, It is thousands of years old, It covers 2384 acres, weighs 35 MILLION KGs (a kg is like 2 pounds) and thrives on sucking the life out of trees. we call it and it’s cousins honey mushroom.

Mushrooms were the first beings to truly conquer land and used to grow 8m up into the air. After the great dying 250 million years ago,mushroom forests covered the earth once more.

Mushrooms developed one of the most potent toxins in the world that kills most oranisms it comes into contact with, so that they do not have to compete with them. You know it as penicillin.

The nitrogen cycle which keeps all life outside of the ocean alive is unthinkable without the mushrooms growing in the roots of legumes.

There isn’t a being as eldritch and superlative yet silly and frivolous as a mushroom.

[kedreeva]

also I mean, look at this one

like okay I guess that’s a thing

and no one’s even mentioned their 36,000+ sexes yet

[jenniferrpovey]

There are fungi in Chernobyl that have developed the ability to use gamma radiation as an energy source. They literally use melanin to synthesize energy from gamma radiation.

(These fungi are being studied as a potential source for anti-radiation drugs or for engineering substances that block radiation. This might be useful for space travel, better shielding of nuclear reactors, to reduce the impact of radiation therapy on cancer patients, etc).

Because FUNGI, people.

[laduree-et-cigarettes]

seriously need some more flower emoji options like where is the orchid? the wisteria? the hydrangea… the pansy… the lily?? fuck

[90377]

桜雨 by Tomohiro Moteki

[valtsv]

having antlers wouldn't be very practical or safe and would probably be very heavy and make sleeping difficult but if a pair were to sprout from my skull suddenly then i would certainly not complain because i'm far from the type to reject generous gifts bestowed on me by the universe

[valtsv]

in case i wasn't clear enough the first time: mischievous forest trickster gods please interact

[valtsv]

since my meaning still isn't plain enough apparently i'll stop dropping hints and just say it: i want antlers and i don't care whose firstborn i have to give up to get them

[tkyle]

[johnbeyonder]

[thesilverwolf7]

I never want any context for this ever

[if-the-moon-turns-green]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[the-thousand-synonyms-of-love]

[decatris]

[faeires]