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BORN TO D I S S I M U L A T E WORLD IS CAPRI nihil metuens an dissimulando metu banish tragic heroines 29 a.d. 410,757,864,530 DEAD RELATIVES
Goodreads users will really make lists about anything. Who's ready for uncle literature ‼️
with the help of the excellent Urganulilla i have returned by popular demand. i step out onto the rostra, take a stroll through the forum, and then head back to the esquiline hill. i repeat, i have returned. i’m fine i swear, just don’t ask me too many questions lest i feel too loved
i’m busy performing a nekyia in cumae. we’ll see each other soon (my family is haunting me i’ll be back in rome next week)
Siân Phillips as Livia in I, Claudius
taking germanicus, drusus, and claudius in the stroller for a walk in the forum. i’m an exemplary adoptive mother #corneliascipio
twat
twat
twat
claudius is ghosting me as if i were one of his whores
oh so now im the bad guy just because im a piece of shit¿
it is non optional that you fuck with me
i am youre favourite
Augustus looking at the Julio-Claudian descendants, begging them to act normal:
a pic of me and Baby claudius. i carry him in the baby carrier because i’m an exemplary auntie
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#myantonia
rank the five good emperors by how good the sex with them would be
first of all, thank you for your decency in not asking me to make a ranking of the statesmen in my family. the answer would have been simple: none of them have charme or savoir-faire. the only one who does is me.
let’s start with hadrian, the worst of them all: if a man says of his woman that she is “aspera et morosa,” he doesn’t deserve a woman, period. and then what do you do? you leave antinous without guards on a boat on the nile? cold, distant. he’d probably put a pillow over your face. but, i’ll admit, he had vision with aelia capitolina
trajan. sweet, submissive, and honestly a bit too much of a puppy. he was probably into getting fucked by sura while plotina watched. the only emperor to have himself buried within the walls of rome… that alone tells you a lot about a man. he probably had incestuous fantasies about his mother, but in a lesbian way. for me, the best in bed out of the five. he was right not to want vibia sabina to marry that whoremonger hadrian
marcus aurelius. i don’t want to say it, but for me marcus aurelius is basically the house of incest. a slightly suspicious attachment to his children (not just commodus). very repressed and also a cuck. not bad in bed, in my opinion, but after sex he cries because he feels guilty: how can he allow himself pleasure when the state is in ruins? and so on
nerva. i don’t know. to me nerva doesn’t fuck. nerva is just a little kitten going meoooow
antoninus pius. poor thing, he had to endure hadrian’s fierce attachment to him. he’d do anything for you. truly pius. i don’t know. i don’t think he’d want to fuck you
can I come with you to your sex dungeon island mother is being really mean to me :(
at the villa tiberiana in capri only beautiful women are allowed, plus the occasional boy who looks like björn andrésen. you can send me your mother so you’ll be left alone at the domus augusta