May 11, 2025
it is i, gaius julius caesar octavianus. you may call me augustus or divi filius. perhaps i will respond to your petitions.
yes, i am the nephew of julius caesar.
no, i do not โfake sickโ, my health just so happened to take an unfortunate dive before battle. several times.
yes, i have encountered cicero, cleopatra, brutus, etc. and i do know marcus antonius. for better or for worse.
no, i will not give you money. do not petition me for it.
yes, i will give you an objectively correct and unbiased account of my life. and asparagus.
no, you may not call me gaius. you do not know me personally.
yes, i am a libra.
no, i am not a king or an โemperorโ, whatever that is, just a humble first citizen.
