Locke & Key: Crown of Shadows / Keys to the Kingdom sentence meme
C r o w n o f S h a d o w s
“Don’t ever have children, _____, unless you’re ready to be afraid every day for the rest of your life.”
“Sometimes I swear the shadows in this house move around on their own.”
“If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you forgot about me.”
“Once upon a time, I was such an unhappy person. But I’m all better now. I’m never sad, or lonely. Not anymore.”
“I’d like to feel that. I’d like to be wanted by someone for once in my life.”
“Your soul was one enormous empty space.”
“You destroyed me. Nothing would make me happier than returning the favor.”
“Even a soul can be destroyed, _____. Yours wouldn’t be the first I tore to shreds.”
“I think if you cheat in an ethics class then there’s really no hope for you.”
“You’re saying it’s a trick. It didn’t seem like a trick.”
“Excuse me, but what do you imagine you know about me?”
“You stuck your head out a window and nearly threw up on me a few weeks ago, but other than that, we’ve had little contact.”
“I want to ask you three questions, which you have to answer truthfully.”
“The truth is always more scary than kissing someone for the first time.”
“It’s always hard to figure out what happened in a situation where there were no survivors.”
“What’s got you worried? Besides the big ‘Unsafe’ sign?”
“I’m not questioning your bravery. I’m questioning your intelligence.”
“None of us are all right. This is serious fucking trouble.”
“I wouldn’t know crazy if it bit me in the face.”
“I don’t even know who you are anymore.”
“So you’ve got no ride, and no way to get in, and no money. Boy, this sounds like a helluva night.”
“If I didn’t know better, I’d think that was a dare.”
“These guys are pushovers. They’re like most monsters… only scary in the dark.”
“When I walked in this house I thought I was going to find you dead. In a few minutes, you’re going to wish I did.”
“Dare I ask how you got yourself bloodied up?”
“What exactly were you trying to accomplish?”
“…so sick of all the broken shit in my life. Time to get rid of it. All of it.”
“I didn’t think I was that drunk.”
“Don’t look at me like that. Like I’m crazy. Like I’m pathetic.”
“You’ve got nothing to threaten me with.”
K e y s t o t h e K i n g d o m
“You ever think people would be happier without their secrets?”
“Teenagers! What the heck is wrong with them? Just when you’re trying to get a good snowball fight going, they have to ruin it by talking about relationships!”
“Scientists never study the important things. Like why some animals appear to have evolved the ability to gloat.”
“None of this is your fault. How can you even think that?”
“Great. That’s just great. How am I supposed to inspire fear and dread like this?”
“I have to get in there. Either of you have any idea where I can get a grappling hook and some rope?”
“Aren’t they cool? Cell phones? The internet, e-mail, iPods… the 21st century is gnarly. I mean, really. Fuck the ‘80s. I love it here.”
“If it cheers you up, I think a couple bruises make a guy look dangerous. In a cute sort of way.”
“I didn’t have you over for a bunch of talk. I want to do something fun.”
“What happened to you? You look like you lost a cage match with a pile of forks.”
“You and _____ broke up? Oh, that’s… so dreadfully… wonderful.”
“Fuck him. Whatever he wouldn’t trust you on–whatever he was afraid to do–I’d do it. Twice.”
“…it’s like opening the door to the Batcave.”
“I kind of hated the old me.”
“I am currently torn between the desire to laugh and the certainty that I will scream.”
“I’m not afraid. Of anything, anymore. That’s not bragging. That’s just… what I did to myself.”
“I can’t believe you’d just drag them into this without telling me!”
“I ought to set fire to her ethical little Prius. That’d give her something to cry about.”
“Maybe the best we can do is be willing to forgive each other.”
“I’d sell a kidney to have your happiest thought in my head for a day.”
“Even by your standards, _____, this is a new low.”
“That’s what happens in war. People die. The rest of us have to carry on.”
“The enemy I’m talking about lives in the same house with you. He’s not what he appears to be.”
“I love you, and I’m not afraid to say it.”
“So what was it like, being in a coma?”
“This house isn’t safe, sir. You’re in enemy territory. I would retreat.”
“You shouldn’t do that, you know? Shake hands with a guy you think maybe murdered a few people. Not when he’s holding a knife.”
“Why didn’t you let me stay dead? You were safe. I couldn’t hurt anyone any more.”
“I’m going to send you back to oblivion. Just like I promised. You taught me that, _____. How important it is to keep your promises.”
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