Glass Jar of Everything

[realismomagico]

life really is about being 13 and ridiculously into percy jackson books. after that whatever idk

[krabby-kronicle]

[southerngent1227-deactivated201]

[thebootydiaries]

*dates my damn self*

[yousaveeveryonebutwhosavesyou]

[sad-empty-lost]

My special talent is assuming our friendship is a burden on you and you dread hearing from me. So then I stop talking to you to ease the load and ruin what we had

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[twitterlols]

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

“i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid”

me:

[thebootydiaries]

me: wakes up

me: ahh what a lovely day

me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams

[unknwnrm]

[otome-mes]

[aschsenpai]

Solmare really said side character supremacy ❤️❤️❤️

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of genotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[haineki]

overcoming ur anxiety to go out with friends

[abomasnow]

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

[angelicbreadroll]

me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me

person: push it off

me: [enraged and offended]