I asked, out loud, "Who names a cat ELIZABETH??" and realized immediately before saying the name that I knew the answer to this question already and lemme tell you, that was like getting punched in the face
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I asked, out loud, "Who names a cat ELIZABETH??" and realized immediately before saying the name that I knew the answer to this question already and lemme tell you, that was like getting punched in the face
He is also LGBT... All the the brothers are~
Mystic Messenger more like Mystic MESS amirite *crowd boos* why are you booing me I'm right *crowd throws tomatos* okay do you know how much groceries cost these days. Don't waste produce like- *crowd throws stones* OKAY GO BACK TO THE TOMATOS
yeah, you definitely want to make a lighthearted remark
MC is me. I would burn it
Update on this btw. I can solve rubik's cubes now
Necklaces They Would Get For MC (Obey Me Edition)
Lucifer: ruby necklace (source)
Mammon: expensive as hell (source)
(seriously this one is almost $100k USD)
Levi: anime necklace (source)
lmao weeb
Satan: peridot necklace (source)
Asmo: rose gold morganite (source)
Beel: 8 photo locket (source)
A photo for each of the siblings, plus one for MC and Beel together! Plus, the shape makes him think of planets, which makes him think of Belphie
Belphie: solar system necklace (source)
Diavolo: onyx and gold necklace (source)
He wanted to get a crown, but Lucifer convinced him to start smaller :( But look! It matches his horns!!
Barbatos: oddly specific cameo (source)
In this case, a cameo of Ariel from The Tempest by Shakespeare, made in 1850s France (the bat is incidental... or so he says)
Luke: handmade bottle cap necklace (source)
He went on a litter-cleaning walk with MC, he made matching necklaces from some of the bottle caps :3
Simeon: onyx tiddy necklace (source)
Solomon: black tourmaline (source)
For protection! (Also, black is a safe bet, right? Bitches love black) (It's me, I'm bitches)
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Co-author: Mango
Notes: contributed "szd," he helped by distracting me while I was trying to find jewelry for Satan's part :)
Hi we've been dead. Anyways.
How do you guys feel about Hazbin Hotel memes
no this is an otome memes blog
hell yeah
eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We made a new blog for our non-otome stuff, so find us at @jellybean-crime-committee if you want (or don't, I'm not your dad)
Hi we've been dead. Anyways.
How do you guys feel about Hazbin Hotel memes
no this is an otome memes blog
hell yeah
eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hi we've been dead. Anyways.
How do you guys feel about Hazbin Hotel memes
no this is an otome memes blog
hell yeah
eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Alright so I just tried the new Cheritz game, The Ssum, and I'm not exactly all that impressed with it. How is everybody else feeling about it? Is there something super cool about it that I'm just missing?
Coming back to this, I've decided to recover from my disappointment in The Ssum by trying to get all the endings I never got in Mystic Messenger. Anyone else once again playing MM in the year of our lord 2023 to cope with the Unending Horrors?
Alright so I just tried the new Cheritz game, The Ssum, and I'm not exactly all that impressed with it. How is everybody else feeling about it? Is there something super cool about it that I'm just missing?
Sometimes I think about how the other sorcerers must get BIG MAD at MC because they're the first and only human to have a pact with all seven sins, all seven lords of hell.
They should be wealthy beyond understanding, have limitless power, be everything good boys and girls fear about deals with the devil.
And instead they only call upon the pacts for like, stupid shit.
"I heard they summoned Lucifer yesterday???" "Yeah, don't get excited. They didn't want to have to call the cable company to cancel service so they asked him to do it for them."
"Yo, the new kid used their pact to call Satan here! Who died? I didn't see any wild death tolls on the news--" "I saw on Instagram they went to Barnes & Noble and then a shelter to pet cats."
"Did you see they had Beelzebub here last night? And he looked pissed." "I have a friend who works at Olive Garden. Apparently he found the limit to the unlimited salad and breadsticks."
"Was I seeing things or was Asmodeus in town? With Solomon, I assume?" "Nah, with his apprentice." "Oh, were they trying to seduce their way--" "They were trying out those new nail polish robots at Target."
"Ugh, did they summon Mammon? Why??" "Apparently they couldn't reach some of the spell components on a top shelf and didn't want to go get the step stool."
"The new kid is outside with Leviathan, and they're standing real close talking animatedly. You don't think he's scouting ahead for the Navy, do you?" "Nope, walked by them earlier. They're playing Pokemon Go."
"I'm pretty sure that's Belphegor in the lounge near the fireplace." "Yep. Apparently the new kid likes to shove their bare feet under him while he naps, says he's 'the perfect temperature'."
Crusty Crab pizza is the pizza, for you and me.
Lucifer: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our house?
Mammon: They're golden retrievers, brother. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
Otome Characters as Tumblr Textposts pt 5/???
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